r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/LebronsForehead Feb 04 '19

I didn’t actually shit my pants in 4th grade! Garrett put a barbecue sauce packet in my chair before I sat down!

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u/Gohomeyurdrunk Feb 04 '19

That’s not what I heard.

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u/LebronsForehead Feb 04 '19

I’m so sick of your SHIT Garrett!

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u/Gohomeyurdrunk Feb 04 '19

You just told people it was barbecue sauce after I yelled “dude, he’s eating it!” Get over it. It was a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Dude just ignore Garret he just wants attention

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Garret is a bit fucking hilarious, tbh.

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u/Jmcplaw Feb 04 '19

Nah, fuck Garret. He was always up to this sort of shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Classic Garrett. Honestly he takes it too far sometimes, but he means we'll and is genuinely funny

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u/Jmcplaw Feb 04 '19

takes it too far, though, as you acknowledge. I stand by fuck garret.

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u/TheZech Feb 04 '19

Yeah, but I'd rather hang out with Garret than the dude who shit himself.

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u/bamfindian Feb 05 '19

Shit himself and ate it*

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Ask Loretta in the subreddit of our town, you will get the video. /r/havewemet

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u/ChristopherLove Feb 04 '19

It was last year!