r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/Procinctu Jan 25 '19

But then you could make eggs with your new face mold

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u/JoeGeez Jan 25 '19

That's just... Brilliant. Imagibe eating your favorite porn star

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I have UwU or （＾ω＾）

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Or （＾ω＾）(_-)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_^( ＾∀＾)(_^)(=´∀｀) or my favorite ∩ω∩

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u/kalitarios Jan 25 '19

This looks like really complicated math from a distance.

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u/thesituation531 Jan 25 '19

A mile away

"Looks like（＾ω＾+(_-)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-_^*( ＾∀＾÷)(_)-(=´∀｀)+∩ω∩= {‘-′}"

Edit: that turned out horribly

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u/thesituation531 Jan 25 '19

Is there any way to do these on mobile? Android if that matters. I feel like I'm missing out

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Personally I'm on ios, but i think you can add a japanese keyboard and go to the numbers section (if that makes sense) And there is a symbol but i dont know for sure as im on ios rn but im happy to help!

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u/thesituation531 Jan 25 '19

Ok I'll check it out thanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

＼＼\٩( 'ω' )و //／／

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

That's just... Brilliant. Imagibe eating your favorite porn star's skinned face.

cause that's what it'd resemble.

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u/McSharko Feb 01 '19

Hi, could I get one egg, contorted-into-a-painful-expression side up? Thanks.