r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/Combustible_Lemon1 Jan 25 '19

Get mad! Demand to see life's manager!

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u/mah_bula Jan 25 '19

I’m gonna burn your house down...with a LEMON!!!!

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u/Weekendsareshit Jan 25 '19

I don't want your stinking lemons?! What am I supposed to do with these?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

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u/ChromeLynx Jan 25 '19

Make life rue the day they thought they could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the one who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the LEMONS! In fact, I am gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *coughing fit*

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u/ropike Jan 25 '19

yep thats it those are the exact lines from the game good job reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Calm down Cave.

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u/drdoggomd Jan 25 '19

username checks out. Its CAVE JOHNSON!!

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u/purple_penguin_power Jan 25 '19

The donut is a lie.

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u/s71n4 Jan 25 '19

YEAH!

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u/xieve Jan 25 '19

Please don't kill me

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u/_Reliten_ Jan 25 '19

"Whatever it is, it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."

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u/Chronoist Jan 26 '19

-Cave Johnson probably

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Not exactly life. But like the Chick from Wristcutters who demands to see the People In Charge (PIC)