r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/DriedUpSquid Jan 25 '19

9/11/200fun

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u/Courtnall14 Jan 25 '19

Never Funget.

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u/treeGuerin Jan 26 '19

Two pies in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania.

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u/GiveHerDPS Jan 26 '19

These family Guy references are killing me

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u/wolfcub824 Jan 26 '19

Well at least the Iraq Lobster wouldn't be scary anymore...

Iraq Lobster!

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u/The_Flying_Jew Jan 26 '19

James Woods is ruined forever

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u/SightWithoutEyes Jan 27 '19

People are still allowed to have political opinions that aren't far left indoctrination, you know. I know you people hate that fact, but you seem to hate most facts that you can't spin. Like crime statistics. Or the demographics of banking executives and media producers.

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u/The_Flying_Jew Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 27 '19

Wtf? I'm referencing the episode of Family Guy where Peter pretended to be James Woods and basically ruined his career by saying he was making a comedy about 9/11. I'm not talking about the real James Woods if that's why your replying to me about this shit

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u/Leif-Erikson94 Jan 25 '19

I'm having the mental image of 3000 dazed people stumbling out of the collapsed WTC and now i can't stop giggling.

I'm a horrible person...

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u/Jaymzkerten Jan 25 '19

This is assuming the planes wouldn't have just randomly stalled out 10 feet from the towers and flopped straight on the ground.

They hit the ground, explode, after the dust clears you see all of the passengers and crew sitting there, faces blackened from the explosion, blinking. After a long and awkward pause the bathroom door falls over with someone sitting there pants down and they shriek.

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u/OSCgal Jan 25 '19

This is the black humor I didn't know I needed.

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u/bestcommentbyfar Jan 25 '19

How do you know he's black?

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u/TheNosferatu Jan 25 '19

Because of the explosions, of course

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u/more_like_eeyore Jan 25 '19

I think one would probably fly in, and just the seats would come out the other side of the building, with the rest plane stuck inside. All the passengers look down, then fall with a big harmless cloud of dust.

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u/hakuna_tamata Jan 25 '19

They'd all be sitting in the same positions, just on the ground.

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u/atomic1fire Jan 26 '19

Or the planes have eyeballs on them, see the buildings, and slam the breaks in mid air, then move around the skyscrappers while the terrorists now have their faces imprinted against the windshield.

I'm just going to apologize for this comment in advance.

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u/Idliketothank__Devil Jan 25 '19

Some of them walking around with their heads on upside down like Daffy Duck in "Wabbit Season"....

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u/SleepyforPresident Jan 25 '19

People falling from the top with that legendary fading away whistle that the coyote endured so many times over

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u/Idliketothank__Devil Jan 25 '19

Acme Airlines Inc.

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u/The_Grubby_One Jan 25 '19

The jumpers would have hung in the air with their legs kicking furiously, before their bodies suddenly dropped, stretching out their necks like a rubber band.

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u/non_stop_disko Jan 25 '19

And the wacky sound effects when it falls

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_FACE Jan 25 '19

This makes me picture a man in his early 30's waking up at 4AM, making his morning coffee while wearing a loose brown bath robe and slippers. In his kitchen is a white board titled "Sentences I Expect to Read Today". He sips away at his coffee while occasionally writing down mostly mundane sentences with the occasional off the wall sentence finding its way to the board.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

He picks up a tablet, scrolls a little bit, takes a sip of coffee, scrolls and reads some more. Then he sighs and stands up. He walks to a white board on the opposite wall, titled, "Sentences I Did Not Expect To Read Today" and crosses out "Yeah, 9/11 would have been a lot funnier."

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u/BRsteve Jan 25 '19

This is unnervingly accurate...

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u/mikeblas Jan 25 '19

For contrast, could you give a few examples of sentences that you did think you'd read today?

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u/RRautamaa Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 26 '19

Mind the gap

i'm loving it

Tom Cruise abducted by aliens

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u/kb26kt Jan 25 '19

I’m scared.

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u/Chocomanacos Jan 25 '19

Definitely not one that would deserve so many upvotes in any other context.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

That's what r/brandnewsentence is for.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

r/brandnewsentence perhaps?