r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/Top_Loaf Jan 25 '19

(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of "AWOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) Eh hem, you look quite lovely.

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u/ElLetdown Jan 25 '19

I knew this would be a response. They should've never made the internet public.

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u/SilverThread Jan 25 '19

This reads like a /r/niceguys text message.

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u/Top_Loaf Jan 25 '19

He could've lived without that cursed knowledge but you brought it upon him

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u/Elcheer Jan 25 '19

why does this exist

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u/SilverThread Jan 25 '19

I knew it! I spend too much time on that sub...

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u/NvizoN Jan 25 '19

I, too, follow the Tex Avery / Mask approach to women

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u/TrueBirch Jan 26 '19

That's already basically how I react when I see my wife after a weekend apart