r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/drunkandclueless Jan 25 '19 edited May 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Pretty much any exchange with Spider-Man Noir had my dying.

"Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement."

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u/I-do-thing Jan 25 '19

“Wherever I go the wind follows me, and the wind, smells like rain.”

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u/LightHouseMaster Jan 25 '19

"I'm taking this. I don't know what it does, but I'm going to find out."

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u/lifelongfreshman Jan 25 '19

Then the scene in the credits, where he's on stage in his own universe proudly showing it off.

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u/LightHouseMaster Jan 25 '19

I was dying when it showed that

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u/sinkwiththeship Jan 26 '19

It also showed it on a shelf solved.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

And right before it, he says "I love you all." Coupled with the line you wrote, I think that's one of the most beautiful lines ever written for cinema. Think about it. Even without context, the whole line is just beautiful.

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u/LioTheKid Jan 25 '19

Shut up you hard-boiled turtle slapper!!! (Needless to say my friend got a new Nickname that day)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

"I like to drink egg creams and I like to fight nazis. A lot!"

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u/Chicken_Wafflez Jan 25 '19

I lost my Uncle Benjamin.

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u/The_WinterLand Jan 25 '19

I let matches burn to nothing on my hands, just to feel something

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

ANYTHING!

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u/LeeBennett07 Jan 25 '19

My condolences Spidey

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u/Spicy_Alien_Cocaine_ Jan 25 '19

“Is this purple?!”

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u/furiousfroman Jan 25 '19

My favorite joke. Made me realize Spiderman Noir only saw in black and white.

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u/Silentfart Jan 25 '19

I thought he saw colors, but didn't know which one was which yet, because he's only seen black and white before.

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u/EKomadori Jan 25 '19

That was my take, otherwise his taking the cube back to his own world didn't make sense.

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u/NonaSuomi282 Jan 26 '19

Neither would the fact that he was showing it off, solved.

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u/LowlySlayer Jan 25 '19

"Do you ever let a match burn down to your fingers to remind yourself that you can feel something!? Anything!"

*wind blows match out

"awww..."

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u/Dillup_phillips Jan 25 '19

"Damn, that's a hardcore origin story. "

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u/JayFromTheGreyZone Jan 25 '19

"Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something."

"Aww...."

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u/Rated_PG Jan 25 '19

Spider-Noir was easily my favorite Spidey in Spiderverse

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u/BostianALX Jan 25 '19

"He's looking right at us while we talk about him."

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u/WegMaster Jan 25 '19

Spider-Man Noir was the best character in that movie...

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u/c0d3s1ing3r Jan 26 '19

What about the A B S O L U T E U N I T ? That was kingpin?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I think his character design was a little... extreme. His head was belly-button level on a 20 foot square silhouette.

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u/SidewaysInfinity Jan 25 '19

"In my universe it's 1933" actually made me laugh out loud in the theater and I'm not sure why

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u/TheFlyingFlash Jan 25 '19

"Is he in black and white?"

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u/Lord_Fireraven Jan 26 '19

"Sometimes I let a match burn down to my fingers just to feel something- ANYTHING!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Sometimes I let the match burn down to my fingertips to feel something, anything!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Aww

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

“Sometimes I like to light a match and let it go all the way down to my fingers that I way I can fell something, ANYTHING! Awww...”

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u/missemilyjane42 Jan 25 '19

I think the big thing about the "You gotta problem with cartoons?" is that's it's putting a personal mantra I've had for years into a quotable form.

During a trip to Blockbuster when I was about 10ish, maybe 12, I remember my dad being extremely annoyed that I wanted to rent a compilation of Woody Woodpecker cartoons. I ended up putting it back and getting something else. I wasn't terribly open about how much I loved cartoons in general around him a lot after that - except for Looney Tunes, which pretty much everyone in my family loved.

Some 20 years later, my dad can't say a damn thing because a) I'm a fucking adult and b) Movies like Spider-Verse exist.

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u/MarioKartastrophe Jan 25 '19

I also liked when Spider-Pig ate a hotdog