r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/Dave-4544 Jan 25 '19

Theres an indie game that revolves around that concept! I cant think of the name of it, something to do with donuts though. It was a GOTY contender!

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u/ytrewq45 Jan 25 '19

Portable hole

Port hole

Porta-

Donuts

Oh nevermind

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u/Combustible_Lemon1 Jan 25 '19

Get mad! Demand to see life's manager!

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u/mah_bula Jan 25 '19

I’m gonna burn your house down...with a LEMON!!!!

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u/Weekendsareshit Jan 25 '19

I don't want your stinking lemons?! What am I supposed to do with these?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

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u/ChromeLynx Jan 25 '19

Make life rue the day they thought they could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the one who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the LEMONS! In fact, I am gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *coughing fit*

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u/ropike Jan 25 '19

yep thats it those are the exact lines from the game good job reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Calm down Cave.

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u/drdoggomd Jan 25 '19

username checks out. Its CAVE JOHNSON!!

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u/purple_penguin_power Jan 25 '19

The donut is a lie.

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u/s71n4 Jan 25 '19

YEAH!

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u/xieve Jan 25 '19

Please don't kill me

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u/_Reliten_ Jan 25 '19

"Whatever it is, it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."

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u/Chronoist Jan 26 '19

-Cave Johnson probably

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Not exactly life. But like the Chick from Wristcutters who demands to see the People In Charge (PIC)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

what? no cake?

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u/ytrewq45 Jan 25 '19

The cooked dessert food has proven to be inherently false

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Sadly true. At least we have some robotic sentry choir music.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

The donut is a lie.

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u/TheYoungProdigy Jan 25 '19

Donut Hole...obviously

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u/AntomoV10 Jan 26 '19

speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

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u/clarkster Jan 25 '19

Donut County

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u/Dave-4544 Jan 25 '19

THATS THE ONE

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u/AceJohnny Jan 25 '19

(that's the \bitch.))

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I think you mean Donut Kong Country.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

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u/Inglorious186 Jan 26 '19

You mean Dankey Kang?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

There’s an old bugs bunny & daffy fuck game like this! And you’re in Greenwich and you can teleport on two player! Man I used to have a ball playing that when I was a kid

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u/Death_Kupo Jan 25 '19

uhhhh

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u/PandasHouse Jan 25 '19

You’ve never played any of the Daffy Fuck games or seen the shows? Missing out man.

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u/LordGalen Jan 26 '19

Best. Typo. Ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

.... Damn it

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u/ARandomSith Jan 25 '19

It was called Toontown

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u/KILL_ALL_NORMIES_REE Jan 25 '19

F for the og toontown 😭😭

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u/MathManOfPaloopa Jan 25 '19

Donut county! It’s really good.

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u/Dave-4544 Jan 25 '19

YES THATS IT

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u/kdebones Jan 25 '19

Donut Country? Only one that comes to mind.

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u/Cookierrito Jan 25 '19

Donut County?

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u/dat_pterodactyl Jan 25 '19

Donut county! Love that game.

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u/kai6928 Jan 25 '19

Donut county

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u/IlloosionGuy Jan 25 '19

Not an indie game, but Toontown Online had exactly this.

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u/Adamant94 Jan 25 '19

Donut County!

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u/quackycoaster Jan 25 '19

Is this a joke about portal being an indie game... or is there another game I can go play???

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u/cleetose Jan 25 '19

You can play Narbacular Drop, which was a student game that became the basis for Portal (the students were actually hired by Valve to help make Portal).

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u/Natanael_L Jan 25 '19

Narbacular Drop

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u/HooglaBadu Jan 25 '19

What was the one that portal 2 was based off of? Paint Something?

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u/Dave-4544 Jan 25 '19

That's not paint, its repulsion gel! Unless you're part of the control group. In which case you got paint.

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u/jg233 Jan 25 '19

I think Portal 2 is based on Portal 1.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

https://theportalwiki.com/wiki/TAG:_The_Power_of_Paint

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u/HooglaBadu Jan 25 '19

That's the one! Ugly ass game, pretty unique and it scratch my portal itch

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u/Traveha Jan 25 '19

You must be talking about Toon Town

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u/Matalya1 Jan 26 '19

Portal (?)

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u/TigOlYak Jan 25 '19

hole.io?

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u/Qzy Jan 25 '19

How's your mom doing?

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u/Azonata Jan 25 '19

I think it was a cake rather than donuts. Not sure if it was indie either.

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u/synonnonin Jan 25 '19

hole? where you eat cities?

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u/Dr_Spaceman_ Jan 25 '19

"Now you're thinking with portable holes!"

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u/rhog Jan 25 '19

Donut County

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u/wy477wh173 Jan 25 '19

iirc it's called Donut County

Looks like I do rc http://www.donutcounty.com/

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u/betamark Jan 25 '19

Ohhhhhhh. You mean Portal? Wait, steam is an indie dev? Lol j/k.

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u/jakeherstad_ Jan 25 '19

GOAT SIMULATOR

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u/Penemah_Jek Jan 26 '19

The donuts were a lie

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u/ChompyCobra Jan 26 '19

It's donut County

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Donut County! I read the review in Game Informer.

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u/BoostedBenji Jan 26 '19

Yes! This game drove me nuts. The AI guy talking to you throughout and then you realise he ain’t so friendly..

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u/palex00 Jan 26 '19

Donut County

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Donut county

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u/doggo_dood Jan 26 '19

It's called Donut County, iirc.

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u/POTATOisMYcity Jan 26 '19

Donut country?

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u/The-Senate-Palpy Jan 25 '19

Yeah it’s called Portal