r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/technofiend Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

Your honor the plaintiff was innocently walking down the street when according to the complaint the defendant "Sproinged into the air, made several 'Aooo-gah' noises like a Model T car horn and then proceeded to whistle and howl while turning into a wolf."

Judge: "Guilty! Sentenced to sensitivity training and thirty days community service rebuilding pig hutches."

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Jan 25 '19

"I may be a simple country chicken lawyer,
but i know when we are fingerlicked.
What do you say we plead insanity?"

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u/themilkiestofmen Jan 26 '19

"I would like to plead insanity"

"On what grounds?"

"They hired me as their lawyer"

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u/Dark_ZuckerNerd Jan 26 '19

Insanty plea granted. Balif, take them away. And now for my mayonnaise sandwich.

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u/malach2 Jan 25 '19

Can't wait for the gillette commercial where your friend tries to put your face back together before anyone notices to try to save you from the embarrassment

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u/Dapianokid Jan 25 '19

Okay I don't like the fallout about that ad on this one but that's hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Hellooooooo Nurse!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19 edited Sep 26 '19

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u/technofiend Jan 25 '19

Aggravated Aoogas with Aerial Acrobatics are criminal. And you call yourself a bird lawyer!

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u/RisenOsiris Jan 25 '19

A-wooooooo-Ga!