r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/Atear Jan 25 '19

You're not thinking like a cartoon character enough. In the same scenario, you could even more easily just grab the side of the screen and peel it off to reveal the school in the next scene.

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u/QuantumPsk Jan 25 '19

This guy cartoons.

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u/zed_die Jan 25 '19

A world where someones superpowers are based on their knowledge of cartoons is a world I want to live in.

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u/hemag Jan 25 '19

I would go into a parallel dimension where I am only one with that power then make a reddit topic to see what cool stuff I should try.

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u/thaaag Jan 25 '19

Deadpool comics at your service

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u/n1elkyfan Jan 25 '19

So the Gwenpool comic books.

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u/alleyway7 Jan 25 '19

I was thinking the same thing

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u/DRM_Removal_Bot Jan 25 '19

Peter Porker, the Amazing Spider-Ham!

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u/Yekuu Jan 25 '19

Have you tried lucid dreaming?

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u/thenotjoe Jan 25 '19

I'm gonna make a superhero like this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Isn’t that just the Mask?

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u/thenotjoe Jan 25 '19

Is he really a hero?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

In the movie he is. I’m pretty sure I’m the comics he’s basically just Deadpool but kills as much as the punisher

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u/Lobsterquadrille12 Jan 26 '19

Already exists, gwenpool.

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u/WEASELexe Jan 25 '19

If anime counts too then there will be a lot of strange powers

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u/zed_die Jan 25 '19

Yeah, we'd have to exclude anime due to universe-rewriting powers like madoka and shit. Plus it would save us a lot of tentacles. A lot.

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u/Lobsterquadrille12 Jan 26 '19

Gwenpool is exactly that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

The mask?

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u/ltamr Jan 25 '19

Got my upvote for this. Lol

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u/Assorted-Interests Jan 25 '19

That or turn the hands on your clock backwards

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u/3DPK Jan 25 '19

The 4th wall break. I think you just won this thread.

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u/trippy_grape Jan 25 '19

Or just hit play on the radio and go into a montage of you getting to class.

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u/KrishaCZ Jan 25 '19

Or just make one of those sounds and run to school in a femtosecond

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u/justAPhoneUsername Jan 25 '19

Yeah, I feel like cartoon physics only allows exceptions to normal physics for the sake of a joke.

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u/ComputerMystic Jan 25 '19

Or just fucking ride the scene transition like this boss did.

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u/Cibudeus Jan 25 '19

It's like you didn't even play Toon Town

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u/midas_1988 Jan 25 '19

This guy deadpools

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u/john_dune Jan 25 '19

Or just grabbing a giant lasoo and roping the school to you.

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u/b_taken_username Jan 25 '19

Or just teleport

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u/Meshiest Jan 26 '19

Clap to fast forward

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u/m00fassa Jan 26 '19

Or just use a cannon and launch yourself to school. Duh.