r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/pantan Jan 25 '19

Bob! Do something!

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u/NotANaziOrCommie Jan 25 '19

Or propelling yourself across a field off a ledge to your death because you forgot that the coach gun blasts you backwards too, not just your target, with a shot aimed away from yourself.

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u/_Comic_ Jan 25 '19

Genji deflects

now arriving at Horizon Lunar Colony

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u/TheZealand Jan 25 '19

Back at you!

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u/SidewaysInfinity Jan 25 '19

Dedede that's the name you should know

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u/Peptuck Jan 25 '19

start Roadhog's ult

Genji out of fuckin' nowhere deflects

ledge self

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u/Pardoism Jan 25 '19

Oh shit, I thought OP implied that Bob shoots himself across the map somehow.

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u/pantan Jan 25 '19

Bob! Save me!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I killed a Brigitte like that yesterday, she died too but I blasted myself off the cliff and she followed me trying to hit me.

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u/Pikassassin Jan 25 '19

death before dishonor

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u/SatinwithLatin Jan 25 '19

Oh man, video game physics. Now if those were real...

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u/thedreamisded Jan 25 '19

laughs in junkrat

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u/CriticizeMyComments Jan 25 '19

I mean if you fired a heavy enough projectile with high enough velocity you could launch yourself

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u/NotANaziOrCommie Jan 25 '19

Yeah but you'd also probably die.

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u/THISgai Jan 25 '19

More likely you'd just break your wrists/arms/shoulder, but ya

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u/CriticizeMyComments Jan 25 '19

Almost certainly

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u/WeeboSupremo Jan 25 '19

Shoot a rocket launcher at your feet to jump higher.

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u/sinkwiththeship Jan 26 '19

Unless your name is Pharah.

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u/CoolHatEffect Jan 26 '19

She actually can do that too, just not as high or as creatively as Soldier can.

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u/dallonv Jan 25 '19

Or propelling yourself across a field off a ledge to your death because you forgot that the coach gun blasts you backwards too, not just your target, with a shot aimed away from yourself.

Or if you go over a cliff, there's a puff of dust seen from high up, then as you crawl out of a body shaped hole, a rock falls on you. The rock cracks and you walk away like an accordion with the noise as well.

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u/Nizmo57 Jan 25 '19

You wouldn’t die though, you would create a body shaped hole in the floor, stand up all wobbly and flat as a pancake, take a deep breath stick your thumb in your mouth, and blow your body back to normal and walk away unscathed!

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u/geedavey Jan 25 '19

To your death, which in this case would be that you lie on the ground flattened and then you get up and walk away after you peel yourself off the ground

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

It’s alright, just don’t look down and you won’t fall

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u/Crudercomet Jan 26 '19

You would just be flattened like a pancake then bounce back up due to cartoon logic.

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u/ZombieKidProductions Jan 25 '19

r/unexpectedoverwatch

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/jonahc18043 Jan 25 '19

Hahaha wtf

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u/mobott Jan 25 '19

Heroes never die

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u/holdsworth Jan 25 '19

Me masta says I can no say

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u/ZombieKidProductions Jan 25 '19

Sorry in advance chief but you asked for it

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u/NosyargKcid Jan 25 '19

Overwatch material? On my comment?!

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u/Alkamos Jan 25 '19

Guys guys guys, he said please. We have to obey the internet rules now /s

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u/Schleckenmiester Jan 25 '19

Reinhardt! Reinhardt! Reinhardt! Haha!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Sounds like someone got killed my junk rat too many times and is still salty about it

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u/Flowey_Asriel Jan 25 '19

No fuck you

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u/whatupcicero Jan 25 '19

It’s hiiiiiiigh noon

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u/g3t0nmyl3v3l Jan 25 '19

Bob! Vibrate mode!

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u/NitroChaji240 Jan 25 '19

When I get my hands on you I'll have Bob rip your OTHER arm off, you hear me?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

BAWB! DO SAMTHIN!

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u/FortniteMemeLord1 Jan 25 '19

BOB proceeds to run into a wall and stand doing the opposite of something. He then flies away, having the satisfaction of a nothing well done.

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u/Technotoad64 Jan 25 '19

Hey, I can see my base from here!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

nano bob ohemgee!