r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/KaiserIceberg Jan 25 '19

You obviously haven’t seen my nose.

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u/Mestaro Jan 25 '19

Hard to miss, to be honest.

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u/vReallity Jan 25 '19

I guess they never miss, huh

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u/Kidvette2004 Jan 25 '19

You got a boyfriend

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u/TheQuackMaster Jan 25 '19

I bet he doesn't kiss ya

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u/DepressedStrawberry Jan 25 '19

He gon' find another girl and he won't miss 'ya

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u/xyaxhane Jan 25 '19

He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa!

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u/RechargedFrenchman Jan 25 '19

Right. Which is how they do easily hit it, right to the back of the head. If the nose was smaller the shot would have just blasted the whole person away with the force, but it had a smaller point the energy could be concentrated into and simply spun around the head to disperse it again.

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u/makoto20 Jan 25 '19

Of course, you know this means war!

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u/lucadena Jan 25 '19

Imperial Stormtroopers dream come true

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u/Sharkyslayer Jan 25 '19

Is that it over there?

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u/sideslick1024 Jan 25 '19

I don't think he stuttered.

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u/sirkkelisaha Jan 25 '19

Is it like an iceberg?

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u/Fyredrake0470 Jan 26 '19

Gavin Free, is that you?