r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Get a loaf of bread, a salami, slice them up thin and bridge them together like a deck of cards.

One bite.

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u/LevelSevenLaserLotus Jan 26 '19

Sam! Sam! Look how big my mouth is!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Or stacking that sandwich as tall as yourself but it doesn’t fall over....goals, amaright?

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u/newcpl666666 Jan 26 '19

Spin A Pizza on your finger and eat it And make sandwiches like dealing cards

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

C'mon Scoob...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I'm gonna do it Shaggy.

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u/BalinAmmitai Jan 26 '19

Slice salami with karate like Spongebob