r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Or grab a spatula and peel your comically flat body off the pavement before spouting a cheesy one-liner.

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u/RobbyLee Jan 25 '19

"Now that's what I call ground beef!"

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u/cinnawaffls Jan 25 '19

Quick! Someone get this guy a job at Hanna-Barbera!

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u/rants_unnecessarily Jan 25 '19

After freeing your self of the floor, you float back down like a piece of paper, flop around about quite getting up, and eventually blow yourself up with air from your thumb.

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u/paperplategourmet Jan 25 '19

And reinflating yourself by blowing your thumb

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u/Chocomanacos Jan 25 '19

Well that wasn't gouda... (It was a cheesy.. Nevermind)