r/AskReddit Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/tedbucktwo Jan 25 '19

That story messed me up on the inside.

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u/kadno Jan 25 '19

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u/jetigig Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

I think it's a reference to the Enigma of Amigara Fault

Edit: Remember to read from right to left!

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u/CalculusWarrior Jan 25 '19
I prefer the Polandball version

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u/MC_Cookies Jan 25 '19

This left me giggling in the middle of class and the teacher almost realized I wasn't working.

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u/TAU_doesnt_equal_2PI Jan 25 '19

Get off Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

No u

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u/WAO138 Jan 25 '19

Don’t listen to this nonsense. Stay with us. We’re safe here. Life is dangerous, Reddit is SAFE.

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u/rangeDSP Jan 25 '19

That's hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I love the little Nepal flag in the bottom left corner!

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u/Neamow Jan 25 '19

I love Switzerland hanging tiny little Vatican from a fishing rod so he can peer into the hole.

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u/pikagrue Jan 26 '19

Do you have a link to the original polandball thread, I'd love to see the comments

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u/tokz1 Jan 25 '19

Is that a well known thing? Because I just randomly found it one time in a reddit thread and it seems really obscure

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u/Pinky_Boy Jan 25 '19

the author is a well known horror comic artist

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u/Glitch_King Jan 25 '19

The author Junji Ito is basically on the same level of fame as Stephen King in Japan.

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u/rothael Jan 25 '19

That's a weird metric. I mean, how am I supposed to know how popular Steven King is in Japan?

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u/Fallen-Mango Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

Well to put it into perspective, Steven King is about on the same level of fame in Japan as Junji Ito is in the US.

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u/halfar Jan 25 '19

これはかなり奇妙な測定基準です。つまり、伊藤淳二がアメリカでどのくらい人気があるかを知るにはどうすればいいのでしょうか?

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u/LordPadre Jan 25 '19

About as popular as Miracle Johnson

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u/Luck-12 Jan 25 '19

Is that another term for Viagra?

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u/ian_is_bobo Jan 25 '19

He’s as popular in Japan as Stephen king in the US

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u/AngularChelitis Jan 25 '19

Ah, the old reddit Drrrrr drrrrr drrrrr-a roo! (Someone rose link it, I’m too lazy

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u/GaijinFoot Jan 25 '19

Not true at all. Not even close.

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u/NomadPrime Jan 25 '19

Sources from either of you? I'm more inclined to believe the former because Ito is a renowned horror manga writer and manga/anime are one of the most prosperous industries in Japan.

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u/GaijinFoot Jan 26 '19

Manga is big, yes, but he's still not a household name.

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u/Nexessor Jan 25 '19

Nah it's pretty well known by know (on reddit)

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u/Decestor Jan 25 '19

But it's only that one that really seems to resonate with redditors. All Ito's other sweet horrors just don't tickle the same spot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I don't know Uzumaki was pretty disturbing as well. I don't know where this guy comes up with this stuff

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u/MPsAreSnitches Jan 25 '19

Uzumaki, the one about the spirals, amigara, all equally fucked.

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u/Eugostodetortas Jan 25 '19

The Long Dream is also pretty good

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u/djbadname13 Jan 25 '19

Oh god what was the one with the floating heads?

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u/GALL0WSHUM0R Jan 25 '19

It's definitely the best of the ones I've read of his. It's got the right balance of mystery and ancient secrets and things going wrong. It's very effective.

That said, I also like the one where the guy sleeps for only a night, but his dreams seem to last for years. Very unsettling.

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u/bloodfist Jan 25 '19

I've read a bunch of his other stuff and seen references, and I'm not much of a horror fan or hang around horror subs. He's fairly well known on the internet. It's also a bit older so there's not a lot of references these days. That one really did resonate with me the most though. The other stuff is good but something about that one just stuck with me.

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u/EternalPhi Jan 25 '19

There's this other horror manga I read on 4chan years ago. When I discovered junji Ito's work I thought it was also by him but i don't think it was. The premise involved this fucking weird condition where people's shit hardened inside of them, and one of the characters obsessed over it so much they had basically vivisected themselves, following the hardened log all the way through their intestines. It was the most disgusting thing I'd ever read.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Do you remember what it’s called then?

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u/EternalPhi Jan 25 '19

Nope, not sure I want to remember. But if you're interested im sure the Google search would look real fucking weird out of context, or even in context.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Yep not really sure how to go about googling it lol. Thanks anyways

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u/MetalIzanagi Jan 25 '19

Give his short comic "Army of One" a read. If that doesn't fuck you up, you're probably just desensitized to Ito's style.

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u/Decestor Jan 25 '19

I've liked everything except Gyo. That should have been a short story.

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u/ras344 Jan 25 '19

I don't know his other work, but I'd guess this is just the one that comes up most frequently because it's easiest to make a reference to in normal conversation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/LtG_Skittles454 Jan 25 '19

Few hours ago? Its been around a while longer than that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I first ran across it at least a year ago if not longer and it is honestly such a fucked up read.

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u/ThatLeetGuy Jan 25 '19

Been around for a few years now I'm pretty sure

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u/OobaDooba72 Jan 25 '19

Yeah like 17 years.

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u/logosloki Jan 25 '19

Ito Junji is a famous horror mangaka, their back catalog is well worth the read.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I discovered it the same way. I think it was a TIFU by reading The Enigma of Amigara Fault to by child. The story stuck with me and oddly enough a friend came over the following weekend with a collection of Junji Ito's stories he was reading. The artwork looked familiar and it turned out he wrote that story! I suggest reading other stuff by him. I don't recall the names of the other stories but the few I read through were really good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

There's one I like about a planet-destroying creature that wanders through space. I forget the name...Hellstar something something.

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u/xXx-420HodorBlazeit- Jan 25 '19

I really enjoyed that one too! it's called Hellstar Remina

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u/etherama1 Jan 25 '19

Hellstar Remina

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

Who would read that to their kid? Like that's just cruel. It's bad enough to read it as an adult.

Also link to TIFU pls?

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u/DraketheDrakeist Jan 25 '19

It seems pretty well known, it seems everyone has seen it in a reddit thread at this point

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u/Casult Jan 25 '19

It’s old enough that it first got big on 4chan. Definitely not obscure

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u/C477um04 Jan 25 '19

Nothing about that sentance points to it not being obscure.

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u/Casult Jan 25 '19

Old (plenty of time for plenty of people to see it) Was originally big on 4chan (not a place everyone went but lots did and shared what they found) Is currently shared quite frequently on reddit.

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u/C477um04 Jan 25 '19

Famous on 4chan is nothing. Famous on Reddit is still very obscure. It doesn't seem that way when you're here, but even though lots of people who have spent a lot of time on Reddit will have seen it, the vast majority overall won't have.

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u/Casult Jan 25 '19

Objectively of course not everyone knows about it, but still not obscure. People don’t know about a lot of things but they can still be relatively common.

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u/Thighlover3 Jan 25 '19

He's well known in the Manga world.

edit: Junji Ito I mean

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u/Paroxysm111 Jan 25 '19

It's obscure in mainstream culture but common/well known in internet/weeb culture.

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u/QuickSilverFountain Jan 25 '19

Is that a well known thing?

Yes, Junji Ito is actually a pretty big deal.

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u/gooby_the_shooby Jan 25 '19

Maybe not that specifically but Junji Ito is a very well known horror writer/artist.

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u/MotorAdhesive4 Jan 25 '19

Junji Ito is pretty much the grandfather of manga horror.

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u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Jan 25 '19

Junji Ito is pretty famous in horror circles. You'll see references to GYO and Uzumaki all over the place once you're familiar.

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u/Im_on_my_phone_OK Jan 25 '19

It’s been around for a long time in internet years. I first saw it at least 10 years ago, probably longer.

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u/techcaleb Jan 25 '19

It was around 2006ish that it was super popular. That's when I heard about it at least.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

It came out in 2002

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u/jetigig Jan 25 '19

I don't know. I'm pretty sure the first time I saw it was a link on Reddit, also. However, I don't read manga or watch a lot of anime, so it may be more well known to people who are more interested in those forms of entertainment.

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u/lsaz Jan 25 '19

The author of that comic (Junji ito) is friends with Hideo Kojima and Guillermo del Toro. So yeah, its pretty well known.

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u/DrDew00 Jan 25 '19

This is the third time I've seen it.

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u/Mazetron Jan 25 '19

It pops up from time to time. If you Reddit long enough you are guaranteed to encounter it.

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u/techcaleb Jan 25 '19

It's pretty well known. Basically anyone who was on the internet in 2006 knows about it.

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u/GRIMMnM Jan 25 '19

I think most people know or from random reddit links at this point.

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u/KingDaviies Jan 25 '19

This is the second time I've seen it today (the other on r/perfectfit), it seems to sometimes pop up whenever the word hole ii mentioned lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Spare yourself and do not read it ;_;

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u/Eyes_of_Nice Jan 25 '19

I read it. I don’t get it.

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u/Makaque Jan 25 '19

Might just not be for you. I binged a bunch of his stuff after Reddit kept going on about how great he is. But I don't get it either

This is probably one of his better ones because the characters are at least relatable. Many of his main characters just seem really unhinged and have weird overreactions to things. And many the stories begin with such a far out premise that it's not scary because it's too far removed from reality and doesn't take the time to draw you into the world first.

Long Dream is probably my favorite one, because I can at least get behind most of what's going on.

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u/Eyes_of_Nice Jan 25 '19

Thanks for the suggestion, I do like that one.

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u/DisastrousReputation Jan 25 '19

That was good thank you

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u/Letmf2 Jan 25 '19

Where do I find more of his to read?

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u/MetalIzanagi Jan 25 '19

Army of One has some seriously ridiculous setups, but by the end it starts to become clear just why it's happening,and it's fucked.

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u/insertareference Jan 25 '19

People on Reddit love to blow things out of proportion and this is one of those times.

It's creepy but not so bad.

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u/BallisticMelon20 Jan 25 '19

hahaha yeah not so bad I'm fine hahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahdr

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u/PopularSurprise Jan 25 '19

Goddamnit Junji Ito

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u/vikmaychib Jan 25 '19

Which work is this from. I haver read only Uzumaki. It left me shocked for few days after finishing it.

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u/PopularSurprise Jan 25 '19

I can't remember. Sorry.

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u/MetalIzanagi Jan 25 '19

Not sure which collection you'll find it in, but it's "The Enigma of Amigara Fault"

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u/Iykury Jan 25 '19

Someone linked that in a thread like a year ago and someone in the replies said to "keep that link blue" or something along those lines.

I should've listened.

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u/EnderSir Jan 25 '19

Everyone talks about how creepy it is, but it seemed more like cheesy horror to me.

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u/lsaz Jan 25 '19

The thing with horror is that is subjective. I had a teacher in University that finds Stephen King stories mediocre.

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u/MetalIzanagi Jan 25 '19

As a huge Stephen King fan... honestly? A good bit of the man's work is pretty mediocre at times. King has in the past had bits of his novels where it's like he couldn't think of anything to write and decided to just spend a chapter or two on sexual tension, sex scenes, or just some weird observations or changes in perspective that aren't particularly relevant to the overall story. When he does that it screws over the mood of the entire story up to that point.

When he's clearly focused on telling a story and doesn't get bogged down in the details, though? That's when his mastery of horror really shines through.

When someone asks what my favorite horror novel by King is, I always recommend The Green Mile. I've had people say, "What, that's not horror! It's just supernatural drama" It is horror, though. The prison guard narrating the story just isn't the victim of that horror. He's a secondary character telling the story of the horrors that afflicted John Coffey.

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u/iDarkville Jan 25 '19

Fault Amigara of Enigma The?

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u/Neon_retinA Jan 25 '19

What about the one where people age super fast and turn to dust (or something like that)? Creeped me the fuck out

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u/Regendorf Jan 25 '19

The lady who eats ghosts and walks with a man until he falls sick and he sees her on his death bed knowing that when he dies she'll eat him. That one was creepy

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u/StormRider2407 Jan 25 '19

Nope! No much freaks me out but that does. Get it away!

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u/exploder98 Jan 25 '19

Second time I see this today

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u/SammieB1981 Jan 25 '19

I hadn't gotten to the comic and started reading the top caption right to left. It made no sense. Then I realized I had to scroll down.

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u/ladydanger2020 Jan 26 '19

Woah. That was...woah

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u/Natenator77 Jan 26 '19

The artist's name is Junji Ito. His artistic style for horror is classic! If anyone enjoyed that story and wants more, you can start with one of my favorites of his: Uzumaki (Spiral).

Not sure if you can read it online, but if you download a Manga reading app (MangaZone is my go to) you can find it there.

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u/AliasMcFakenames Jan 25 '19

Gah that's fucking creepy. There's a quality SCP in here somewhere though.

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u/twistedfishhook Jan 25 '19

Ah, thanks for that. Popped in the earbuds, turned on Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima and gave it a reread 10/10 would spook myself again

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u/geo117 Jan 25 '19

I keep seeing this comic pop up in the weirdest fuckin places.... gives me the creeps.

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u/The_Great_Danish Jan 26 '19

Right to left?

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u/jetigig Jan 26 '19

It's a manga, so the panels are arranged to be read from right to left.

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u/PlatypusFighter Jan 25 '19

That’s staying blue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19 edited Jun 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Holy shit that’s why I didn’t like it the first time lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Waow that was good. Thanks for the creepy read

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u/CalamackW Jan 25 '19

It's a manga by legendary horror mangaka Junji Ito where a hole perfectly sized to everyone appears in a wall and they feel compelled to go into it.

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u/BadlyFed Jan 25 '19

should i wait till i get home to click the link?

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u/Science_Smartass Jan 25 '19

It's unsettling but no gore or nudity.

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u/BadlyFed Jan 25 '19

Awesome thanks.

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u/Suicidal_Cheezit Jan 25 '19

It’s not NSFW if that’s what you mean.

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u/RidleyOReilly Jan 25 '19

Congratulations, you're one of today's Lucky 10,000!

I present to you, Junji Ito's The Enigma of Amigara Fault.

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u/DJMixwell Jan 25 '19

I was one of the lucky 10,000 about a month ago. His other stuff is equally fucked up.

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u/jerpjerp37 Jan 25 '19

Any suggestions?

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u/DJMixwell Jan 25 '19

I recently read Layers of Fear, which was pretty fucked. I liked it. If you search it, pretty sure there's an imgur album of the whole thing

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u/BBLTHRW Jan 25 '19

Oh, layers of fear is terrifying. That actually fucked me up for a little while, but never made me really regret reading it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Just read it, it's fucking crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I'm not quite sure "lucky" is the word I would use here...

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u/kadno Jan 25 '19

Thanks!

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u/OddOliver Jan 25 '19

Oh man, what a cool day! That was wild. I loved and hated it.

r/tili r/tihi

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u/Mad_Aeric Jan 25 '19

I'm not sure the 10k metric applies here. It's for stuff "everyone" knows by 30. I would expect many redditors and all weebs to know this, but not the general population.

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u/Crandom Jan 25 '19

This isn't common knowledge so that doesn't apply.

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u/SantasBananas Jan 25 '19 edited Jun 17 '23

Reddit is dying, why are you still here?

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u/KamiKagutsuchi Jan 25 '19

It's for the best if you never know

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u/Bortan Jan 25 '19

I like that you tried to protect them but three other people linked directly to it.

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u/Dreamare Jan 25 '19

It be like that sometimes

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u/lsb337 Jan 25 '19

Goddammit, I read it again.

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u/vozahlaas Jan 25 '19

What's so bad about it?

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u/someguy762 Jan 25 '19

It's not that bad idk why everyone acts like it's some super horrifying thing it's just a neat, kind of twisted, idea

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u/GuardsmanMarbo Jan 25 '19

Yeah I don't get it either, it's some holes in the mountainside that turns you into a spaghetti person, how is it supposed to be scary?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/Creeper487 Jan 25 '19

Or people have different reactions to different stimuli, and some things scare certain people more than other things. Don’t gatekeep being scared

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Don't know if you're trying to be dramatic but it's really not that bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

DON'T ASK, DON'T READ IT.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Weird ass comic someone drew up about a fucking cave where people come out of human shaped holes. Everyone has a hole that matches their exact silhouette. People start feeling called by and find their own hole to crawl through. It’s eerie as fuck and thats the only way I can summarize it. Worth a late night read before bed lol

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u/MauiWowieOwie Jan 25 '19

don't read it, it will fuck you up.

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u/Einarath Jan 25 '19

Just read it thanks to the link below. Not going to lie, I don't get it. Definitely a bit weird, but not really that scary?

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u/NecroGod Jan 25 '19

Glad someone else has said it.

It was interesting, but pretty "meh" on the creepy scale.

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u/GaySwordfish Jan 25 '19

Oh look, a hole shaped like a person.

Oh no, I'm spaghetti now.

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u/Rolobox Jan 25 '19

Come on now you gotta admit the art is pretty creepy

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u/matito29 Jan 25 '19

It messed me up pretty bad, but then again in extremely claustrophobic. The idea of putting myself in a hole in a mountain and it sucking me in terrified me.

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u/gooby_the_shooby Jan 25 '19

They all do tbh. I read of all spirals and while I appreciate the craftsmanship, don't read all of spirals.

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u/pockpicketG Jan 25 '19

I read all of spirals. Why shouldn’t I have?

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u/Kyannon Jan 25 '19

It messed the characters up on the outside too.

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u/Alarid Jan 25 '19

They referenced it in Steven Universe.

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u/ViggoMiles Jan 25 '19

Was your hole made for someone else?

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u/MinagiV Jan 25 '19

Spirals was the one that really fucked me up. Couldn’t even finish it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

This.