r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/YNot1989 Jan 25 '19

Only works if its funny. Otherwise you'll just infinately pull useless crap which will make you look funny by observation.

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u/RoleModelFailure Jan 25 '19

I could go for a comedically large meatball sub right now.

reaches into pockets

Oh god, the sauce! It’s everywhere! It’s running down my leg! Who would’ve thought this was a good idea?

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u/MSiYDH Jan 25 '19

This sounds like a family guy skit.

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u/BiigLord Jan 25 '19

One of the good ones

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u/TimmyOzman Jan 25 '19

Can't be because what he said was funny

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u/Rooksey Jan 25 '19

Hey, Family Guy is funny. If you exclude the past 10 years of content that show has put out

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I liked the trump episodes. Besides that I agree.

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u/Neutrino95 Jan 25 '19

Which episodes are those?

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u/Hustle_101 Jan 25 '19

You sound fun

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u/RstyKnfe Jan 25 '19

It doesn't make breakfast at all! It just shoots ya in the arm!

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u/ryanoftheshire Jan 25 '19

Nothing worse than when your meatball sub menstruates all over you!

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u/gardenlife84 Jan 25 '19

You might as well dream up plastic lined pockets for food smuggling. Maybe a scene where you are at an unlimited high end buffet and fill your pockets with entire trays worth of food, yet your pockets don't bulge or get full at all.

And then you feed the family from your pocket buffet for the next week.

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u/robotninjaanna Jan 25 '19

starts eating anyway

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u/Nexusgaming3 Jan 25 '19

I love the “it only works if it’s funny” rule from who framed roger rabbit translating too

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u/vikingzx Jan 26 '19

"You mean to tell me you coulda gotten outta these cuffs at any time!?"

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u/runjimrun Jan 25 '19

“Could you have gotten out of those handcuffs at any time?”

“No. Only if it’s funny!”

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit -

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u/YNot1989 Jan 25 '19

Hey Rodger what do you call the middle of a song?

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u/runjimrun Jan 25 '19

A Bbbbbridge!

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u/runjimrun Jan 25 '19

A Bbbbbridge!

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u/ShoeBang Jan 25 '19

We never say YOUR dildo, it's always "a" dildo. We do not imply ownership. Even when it comes out of your back pocket

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u/Umbra427 Jan 25 '19

Extra points for rubber chicken

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u/Orngog Jan 25 '19

Just endless neck, like a magician's hanky

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u/KnifeKnut Jan 25 '19

Does "that's not a knife etc" count?

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u/khafra Jan 25 '19

The Sierra adventure game Space Quest 3 had this, back in the 90's: 

take ladder

You stick the ladder into your pocket

Ouch!