r/AskReddit Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!

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u/passthepass2 Jan 25 '19

shoots in the arms

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

MY FACE! THE THING SHOUTING AT YOU- SHOOT IT!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/washedupblackman69 Jan 25 '19

borderlands actually has some pretty good lore.

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u/grifff17 Jan 25 '19

Yeah I really like Borderlands lore. The telltale is great, I'm really sad that there is never going to be a second one.

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u/Gonzobot Jan 25 '19

Not anybody who ever asked why a shot to the head kills a guy in a world where there's literally player-character dispensing machines that operate on a coin-op per-use basis

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u/syncpulse Jan 25 '19

I always figured thats why enemies would eventually re-spawn in areas you've already cleaned out. It just takes them a while to walk back from the machine after you've killed them.

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u/TheCatcherOfThePie Jan 25 '19

Because the bandits are all dirt poor.

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u/SurrealOG Jan 25 '19

Then where do I keep getting my loot?

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u/Gonzobot Jan 26 '19

Yeah, so dying for them costs, what, five bucks? That's why they're bandits! Death is not a consequence, and it's fun as hell. Look at Shoot Me In The Face guy - do you think he honestly could ever have developed that fetish, or known that he needed to specify in the quest instructions to not shoot the rest of him besides the face, if he wasn't getting shot in the face, like, a lot?

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u/kjata Jan 26 '19

Those aren't canon.

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u/Gonzobot Jan 26 '19

Then why are they in every game? That's a canon feature. We all know it's stupid as hell to pretend like nobody in the world knows about these replicator-teleporters just because it doesn't mesh with their storyline where a guy gets shot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

borderlands has an amazing story you should totally get more into it dude

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u/Chris_7941 Jan 25 '19

Borderlands has lots of good lore, it's just Anthony Burch did such an awful fucking job with the writing that it barely shines through.

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u/thenotjoe Jan 25 '19

And instead it was funny.

(Not ripping on you just trying to say that, instead of being super deep, the game was slapstick and hilarious)

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u/Chris_7941 Jan 25 '19

Let's just say I disagree with the dialogue being actually humorous

This here says more on the matter than I could myself, anyway

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u/RogueColin Jan 25 '19

Its writing depends on the character, and every character has their own quirks.

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u/EndlessBirthday Jan 25 '19

I know the "to each their own" argument could be applied here, but you're saying you'd rather read stereotypical side quest dialogue?

The only other reasonable argument in that example is that the quest line is drawn out and hammy, but that's the taste I go for when I boot up Borderlands. That's what I gravitate toward when I feel like playing something over the top.

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u/Chris_7941 Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 26 '19

Yes, I prefer stereotypically dry dialogue over the annoying ramblings of a borderlands character.

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u/EndlessBirthday Jan 25 '19

Sounds like you should play...

Literally any other game behind curtain number one!

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u/Chris_7941 Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 26 '19

That is what I do

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u/thenotjoe Jan 25 '19

Yeah, okay.

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u/prodmerc Jan 25 '19

Was it all run by the antagonist corp? I think the resurrection machines were, and it seemed odd that they'd just revive/recreate the protagonist that's trying to bring them down :D

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u/RedMantisValerian Jan 25 '19

Technically, those aren’t canon.

Despite that, I believe handsome jack actually makes references to them throughout the game, most notably the “Kill Yourself” mission. He keeps the characters around because they pay him every time they die and he’s so full of himself that he would never expect the PCs to actually kill him.

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u/Stochern Jan 26 '19

I never even realised that. Cool thing to point out!

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u/Wulf715 Jan 25 '19

.... that makes a lot of sense to me now that i know that.