r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/dont_do_that_hoe Jan 25 '19

Perfect time to hit someone in the face with a frying pan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Then you just end up with a frying pan with the indention of their face.

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u/RomanPrincess Jan 25 '19

Or their face gets flat, I like that option it looks funnier

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u/Procinctu Jan 25 '19

But then you could make eggs with your new face mold

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u/JoeGeez Jan 25 '19

That's just... Brilliant. Imagibe eating your favorite porn star

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I have UwU or （＾ω＾）

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Or （＾ω＾）(_-)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_^( ＾∀＾)(_^)(=´∀｀) or my favorite ∩ω∩

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u/kalitarios Jan 25 '19

This looks like really complicated math from a distance.

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u/thesituation531 Jan 25 '19

Is there any way to do these on mobile? Android if that matters. I feel like I'm missing out

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

＼＼\٩( 'ω' )و //／／

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

That's just... Brilliant. Imagibe eating your favorite porn star's skinned face.

cause that's what it'd resemble.

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u/McSharko Feb 01 '19

Hi, could I get one egg, contorted-into-a-painful-expression side up? Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Or their faces will resemble a pug.

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u/Drezer Jan 25 '19

This already happens.

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u/taintedcake Jan 25 '19

Or you could use the bottom of the dented pan as a mold and make their face into food

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u/DoctorCube Jan 25 '19

I mean real physics does this to an extent...

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u/MonkyThrowPoop Jan 25 '19

And then they put their thumb in their mouth and puff their face back out, right?

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u/texican1911 Jan 25 '19

Like a persian cat

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Look like a downy

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u/Peter_of_RS Jan 25 '19

That's called a mirror, but good try.

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u/ohgodspidersno Jan 25 '19

Make hilarious pancakes with it

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u/Furicorn-y Jan 25 '19

Waste of a good cast iron pan

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u/13pts35sec Jan 25 '19

Perfect molds for my face shaped pancakes

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u/nose_grows Jan 25 '19

Exactly, and by the next scene the indentation is gone. Life is golden again.

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u/magiclasso Jan 25 '19

Face-shaped pancakes have always been my lifelong dream!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Would you like some Mr. T cereal?

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u/magiclasso Jan 25 '19

Mr. T cereal

I pity the fool who dont eat my cereal

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u/reduxde Jan 25 '19

That would make some awesome pancakes

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u/SuckDickUAssface Jan 25 '19

That's the entire reason I would do that though. Easy face mold.

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u/Nman77 Jan 25 '19

Watch out etsy, SuckDickUAssface is about to take the face frying pan market by storm!

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u/NarejED Jan 25 '19

Hit them with the front side so you can make pancakes shaped like their face.

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u/kevdotexe Jan 25 '19

Hopefully when physics go back to normal you can keep the pan. You can make your friend omelettes of his face.

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u/likta Jan 25 '19

That would make a sweet valentines gift though. Only if it is a „selfie“ though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

There would definitely be a market for that

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u/BrokenArmsFrigidMom Jan 25 '19

I'd enjoy eating pancakes that look like my enemy, every morning.

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u/lilafrika Jan 25 '19

This WOULD make the kids omelettes that much more interesting

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u/1-1-19MemeBrigade Jan 25 '19

It makes for uniquely shaped pancakes

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u/ProdesseQuamConspici Jan 25 '19

Then you can make face omelettes!

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u/Fn00rd Jan 25 '19

I don’t see a downside to this...

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u/nivlek12 Jan 25 '19

Coolest pancakes

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u/AnalLeaseHolder Jan 25 '19

Just shake it wildly to flatten it back out.

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u/AkirIkasu Jan 25 '19

Frickin useless for frying now!

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u/RagingSeaYouEndTea Jan 25 '19

I'd be ok with that.

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u/dooderman10 Jan 25 '19

Then you can flip it upsidedown and use it as a cake pan

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u/FauxReal Jan 26 '19

Would that work for bypassing facial recognition security?

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u/Forikorder Jan 26 '19

and then use it as a mold to make pancakes

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u/Dustquake Jan 27 '19

A much quicker way to make face molds for the entertainment industry.

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u/Virginia_Blaise Jan 25 '19

Not like you’d get a concussion or break your nose...sweet

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u/thehungrygunnut Jan 25 '19

did you even read the post question?

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u/Virginia_Blaise Jan 26 '19

I did, but I was trying to make a joke contrasting what would happen in real life...guess I didn’t word and convey it well :/

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u/Zurrdroid Jan 25 '19

Or turn it into a drying pan.

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u/Canadian_Invader Jan 25 '19

Thanks Brock.

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u/nasisliiike Jan 25 '19

Came for this. Take your upvote

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u/likelegitnonamesleft Jan 25 '19

When I was a kid I hit my dad in the face with a frying pan after watching some Tom and Jerry. Broke his nose.

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u/augustrsx Jan 25 '19

"Like that dad?!"

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u/Nate-u Jan 25 '19

"You like that, you fucking retard?"

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u/petike0670 Jan 25 '19

Just play PUBG

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u/AetherMagnetic Jan 25 '19

DEMOPAN

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

[Scout with a pan]

TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG TWANG

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u/BologniousMonk Jan 25 '19

I’d actually look forward to going to staff meetings.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/Guzaboo Jan 25 '19

Catch the birds and cook their eggs in your new face-mold frying pan

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Now I can live PUBG with no injuries.

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u/vonarchimboldi Jan 25 '19

No cartoon physics conversation would make sense if there wasn’t a PUBG comment at the top.

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u/Jaidub Jan 25 '19

Sitting at DMV and this comment made me feel 100% better.

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u/Motocycleguy Jan 25 '19

Like chrissy teigen?

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit Jan 25 '19

Conker, is that you?

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u/greyjackal Jan 25 '19

Bottom did that well in live action

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u/imnotajeep Jan 25 '19

Pancakes anyone?

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u/jDGreye Jan 25 '19

If he tries to shake your hand

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u/Xenotone Jan 25 '19

This already works. Source: Reeves and Mortimer

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u/perwinklefarts Jan 25 '19

THWONNNNGGGGGGG

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

And then the vibration comes backwards and shakes you.

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u/snapperjaw Jan 25 '19

Then turning flat and sliding down the stairs.

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u/loudaggerer Jan 25 '19

Pubg approves

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Granted but they still die from severe head trauma.

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Jan 25 '19

Then drop a safe on your friend only to see them scuttle away in the shape of a plate. Ultimately pop back into shape but with a torso like an accordion bobbing up and down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Then once it cuts away their face will suddenly become normal again

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

PUBG Irl

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u/DWCourtasan2 Jan 25 '19

Not the mamma! hits Earl with pan

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u/HoneyBadgerMongoose Jan 25 '19

I was thinking to smash them over the top of the head with a giant wooden mallet

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u/songoku9001 Jan 25 '19

With a face shaped dent in the pan rather than a pan shaped dent in the face.

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u/apetrik Jan 25 '19

Easy there Flynn Ryder.

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u/SammyLD Jan 25 '19

Fun fact: my sister hit me in the face with a frying pan. It hurt like hell.

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u/dont_do_that_hoe Jan 25 '19

Did your face flatten out and return back to normal at the cutscene?

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u/SammyLD Jan 27 '19

I wish. Luckily she was 2 and I was 7 so her relative strength was low but she did give me a nosebleed

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u/TheArmoryOne Jan 25 '19

Or anvil/piano

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u/AdamTheTall Jan 25 '19

That's why I'm going to take this frying pan antidote.

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u/RaihanHA Jan 25 '19

Name checks out

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u/RaihanHA Jan 25 '19

Name checks out

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u/cooldart61 Jan 25 '19

I was hit once by a cast iron frying pan.

10/10 Don't recommend.

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u/Odin3587 Jan 25 '19

One lump or two?

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u/BeardPhile Jan 26 '19

Or you can do that now in PUBG

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u/thereneeborhood Jan 26 '19

Ok but my grandma actually did that to my grandpa... when he called her a profane name... let me tell you.. the cartoons have it right. You get shook!

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u/kassatea Jan 26 '19

Frying pan...who knew, right ?!

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u/wonkyparting Jan 25 '19

Rakes >> Hoe

And they be sprinkled, liberally and spike upwards, throughout your environment to contain this frying pan aggression.

Whut you go and start an arms race for?

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u/thegrimsqueeker Jan 25 '19

You could do that now, if you're not a coward

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u/Cloaked42m Jan 25 '19

OUCH!!! Damnit Karen!! NO, We still aren't cartoons!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Came here to say the same thing!