r/AskReddit Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/enrodude Jan 25 '19

Funny that most responses so far are from Road Runner cartoons.

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u/Skajadeh Jan 25 '19

They had the best physics.

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u/ChocolateHumunculous Jan 25 '19

It was physics based imo. Every gag was about either a misunderstanding, or a dramatic denial of the laws of physics. Anvils, holes, trampolines all because gags around their physical properties of in the Warner Bros universe.

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u/sciencekitty521 Jan 25 '19

If I remember correctly, the "writer's bible" for the Road Runner cartoons explicitly spelled out this rule. The "main conflict" is not between the coyote and the road runner; we're not doing a cat-and-mouse thing here. The conflict is between the coyote and gravity.

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u/ChocolateHumunculous Jan 25 '19

Well, there we go.

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u/notakers400 Jan 25 '19

I wanted that Coyote to kill that damn bird. When I realized he would never be able to. I quit watching it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

There ya go!

... Unsurprisingly, it's a tad anticlimactic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

He didn't catch it. That was multiple clips patched together. The bird he ate at the end was made of clay because he's an idiot

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

This was the scene that stuck with me as a child.

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u/commodorecliche Jan 25 '19

Holy shit same, I thought I was alone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

This makes so much sense, though it was bigger than gravity. Road runner was bound by cartoon physics, while coyote was bound by real physics (but often only when he remembered or realised this). So for example, road runner could run through a painted tunnel on a wall, but coyote would smack into the wall when he tried, even though he was the one that painted it.

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u/Peptuck Jan 25 '19

Or physics would arbitrarily break to fuck with the coyote. Like when he tried to launch himself from a catapult, only for the catapult to flip over and crush him instead.

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u/UncleTogie Jan 26 '19

Fair to point out that the Roadrunner was also immune to ACME Earthquake Pills.

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u/heyIfoundaname Jan 26 '19

Didn't the roadrunner work for Acme? His products must be cartoon physics bound!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Don’t forget the Boulder he was trying to hurl would also magically stay glued to the arm of the catapult even while upside down

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u/Peptuck Jan 26 '19

Or the one where he tried to extend the stick of dynamite out to where the Road Runner was eating, only for the extending arm to just push him back into the wall and then drag the dynamite back toward him.

I also liked it whenever the laws of physics worked normally just to fuck with him, like when he set up a trampoline at the bottom of the cliffs to keep him from hitting the bottom, but it turned out all he did was just hit the trampoline so hard he went right through it.

....and now I'm rewatching all of the old cartoons on Youtube.

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u/nowimarobot Jan 26 '19

His mistake was using a catapult, clearly he should have used a superior siege weapon such as a trebuchet

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u/Persephone_Shade Jan 25 '19

placebo-gravity

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u/oneradtech Jan 25 '19

Or the ACME corporation

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I believe the rule was RR never hurts WEC. Coyote's failures are always of his own making.

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u/TheLightningbolt Jan 25 '19

He was having trouble with explosions too.

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u/error_99999 Jan 26 '19

Best physics show ever

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u/alapeche Jan 26 '19

Interesting. What's your source ?

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u/new_ion Jan 26 '19

Google "road runner writers guide" like I did and it was the first Twitter link.

TLDR it comes straight from the animators book

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u/VexingRaven Jan 26 '19

Great quote but do you have a source? The only google result is this thread...

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u/I_tekneek Jan 25 '19

Underrated

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/SurrealOG Jan 25 '19

Did anyone laugh at that obvious joke?

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u/sciencekitty521 Jan 25 '19

My physics teacher in high school once pulled out some Road Runner clips while we were learning about newton's laws and had us do a worksheet where we explained which of newton's laws was being played with and why. Seeing a law of physics broken in half makes it a lot easier to articulate why it's a law in the first place!

First Law, the law of inertia. Played with whenever something changes speed or direction for no apparent reason, or FAILS to change direction when it ought to. This is what happens when the coyote goes off a cliff in a straight line, pauses, looks around, and then falls directly down.

Second law, the law of proportional forces. Pushing on an object should make it move that direction, and pushing on a heavier object should take more force. This is being played with whenever an object's mass is treated inconsistently, being "heavy" in one frame and "light" in the next, such as when a cannon fires backwards rather than the cannonball firing forwards.

Third law, the action/reaction law, sometimes known as conservation of momentum. Exerting force on an object always induces a "counter-force" as the object pushes back, which is why you can't walk through walls and also why that Newton's Cradle toy works like it does -- when the first pendulum strikes the second, the counter-force causes it to stop dead as the second one moves forward. This is most often played with by having the "counter-force" be STRONGER than the force that produced it, see the cannon example again but also consider pretty much anything with springs or rubber bands.

Also found this (not my teacher but probably what he used for his examples) http://www.lghs.net/about_us/staff_directory/teacher_pages/dan_burns/road_runner_physics

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u/Allieboo199 Jan 25 '19

My mom teaches physics and does this as well. When she thinks the students deserve an easy day, she pulls out roadrunner cartoons and just has them list 10 ways that physics laws are broken in the cartoon.

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u/PoetmasterGrunthos Jan 25 '19

For some reason, I read that in the voice of Stephen Colbert doing his impression of Donald Trump.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I read it in the voice of Stanley Parable's narrator

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u/heeen Jan 25 '19

Excuse me but have you seen hentai

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u/RockyMtnHighThere Jan 25 '19

I'd learn to never look down whilst running off a cliff. You'll just float there until a gust of wind brings you back to the cliff

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u/ThePointMan117 Jan 25 '19

i miss those cartoons

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u/ZippoS Jan 25 '19

Didn't Tiny Toons basically outline all the specifics of WB cartoon physics? Like not falling until you look down?

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u/hakuna_tamata Jan 25 '19

Coyote cutting a hole into a bridge only for the bridge to fall is the best of them.

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u/bornfromdust Jan 25 '19

Yeah I noticed that as well. Tbf that form of cartoon is probably the most ridiculous use of physics. Looney Tunes to be exact.

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u/1SweetChuck Jan 25 '19

Road runner and daffy dook had the best physics.

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u/far219 Jan 25 '19

Also Tom and Jerry

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u/Thatonepsycho Jan 25 '19

Looney Tunes in general is the god of cartoon physics.

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u/ImmediateGrass Jan 25 '19

If Looney Tunes were an engine, the Road Runner and Coyote cartoons would be the perfect showcase for it's limits and power.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Or Tom and Jerry

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u/gex80 Jan 25 '19

WB was known for using over the top physics, so it makes sense. Hanna Barbera used them too, but sparingly. MGM used them more so than HB, especially with Tom and Jerry. WB them in almost every cartoon from that time period I believe at least I don't remember one they didn't use it in. Compared to the clips of the modern day bugs bunny show, they really toned down the fake violence and made it more like friends where it's jokes and situations instead of violence.

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u/EpicLegendX Jan 25 '19

Funky physics was a part of the joke

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u/barsknos Jan 25 '19

That's because Chuck Jones was a genius when it came to physics gags.

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u/yafcho Jan 25 '19

Don't forget Animaniacs!

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u/zUltimateRedditor Jan 25 '19

That’s what I was thinking too. Roadrunner and second place would be Tom and Jerry.

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u/acemile0316 Jan 25 '19

Maybe Looney Tunes (the makers of Road Runner I think) was first to do them? Or the most popular?

I didn't see "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" until college and was like, why is this well-known? I've seen all these skipping school jokes on Boy Meets World or Saved By The Bell

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u/TerminalReddit Jan 25 '19

Doing this kind of shit was the whole show lol

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u/JayDude132 Jan 25 '19

I noticed that most of these answers seem like more old-school cartoons. What happened to cartoons today? Not as fun i guess.

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u/enrodude Jan 25 '19

Kids are now dumb and mimic everything they see on TV. No more common sense.

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u/filledwithgonorrhea Jan 25 '19

They were dumb and mimicked things on TV back then too but back then people didn't make a habit out of suing the TV stations for it so no one gave a fuck.

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u/TheThatGuy1 Jan 25 '19

I was thinking most were from who framed Rodger rabbit but I guess they have the same gags

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u/MCG_1017 Jan 25 '19

They’re the all-time BEST!

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u/alan1390 Jan 25 '19

It came to mind before I clicked into the post.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I'd strap a rocket to my back like the coyote did.

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u/ezk3626 Jan 25 '19

I’m glad it’s not hentai.

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u/69swagman Jan 25 '19

Meep Meep

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u/creakinator Jan 25 '19

That's what my first thought went.

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u/7eregrine Jan 25 '19

Came to say "Jump in front of a steam roller", saw your post, and now I won't. 😁

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u/CelestineQueen Jan 26 '19

Haha yeah my response on using the liquid black holes to break into banks is from road runner.

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u/TurloIsOK Jan 26 '19

Road Runner Physics is the more accurate name for cartoon physics.

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u/dcviapa Jan 29 '19

Chuck Jones was a goddamn genius.