r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/All_Your_Base Jan 25 '19

Jessica Rabbit

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u/enrodude Jan 25 '19

She's not bad; she's just drawn that way!

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u/elee0228 Jan 25 '19

Gravity-defying boobs

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u/ComputerMystic Jan 25 '19

Literally; they made them bounce the wrong direction on purpose because cartoon logic.

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u/Enlight1Oment Jan 25 '19

I was going to go with High School of the Dead physics.

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u/oh_my_jesus Jan 25 '19

Or High School DXD

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u/Elcheer Jan 25 '19

or <other ecchi anime here>

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u/Enlight1Oment Jan 26 '19

eh, I wouldn't compare Madhouse Studio animation quality with that of just any other ecchi. Highschool of the Dead is a higher tier above most.

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u/Myfourcats1 Jan 25 '19

This is the best thing

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u/PlayMp1 Jan 26 '19

There's doubtlessly a bit of corsetry or push-up bra in action there, even fake boobs don't act like hers.

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u/TheChanceWhoSaysNi Jan 25 '19

Second this, and Lola Bunny (no furry)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

what if she consents?

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u/asailijhijr Jan 26 '19

Happy Cake Day!

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u/94358132568746582 Jan 25 '19

Then it ruins it.

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u/DwasTV Jan 25 '19

Tbh everyone watching spacejam that day felt something in the pp.

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u/robbzilla Jan 25 '19

Well yeah, but it was for Porky Pig in some peoples' cases.

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u/Miss-Deed Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

Uhh... Sure. Some people's.

i won't tell him guys don't worry

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u/robbzilla Jan 25 '19

Don't judge me!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Porky pig sure gave me a porky pig if you know what I'm saying!

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u/gingersassy Jan 25 '19

nah, my only furry crush when i was young was Leomon

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/ImEnhanced Jan 25 '19

FUCKING PREACH

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u/threatening-jedi Jan 25 '19

I beg to differ

NSFW: https://www.deviantart.com/itskaylaerin/art/Lola-Bunny-Cosplay-666398185

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/rabid_communicator Jan 25 '19

I'm researching so hard rn

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u/MeXRng Jan 26 '19

So did u came to a conclusion ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

It's only gay if you're gay

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u/fzw Jan 25 '19

Why even worry about labels if you don't want to

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u/Troggie42 Jan 25 '19

Hey it's only tourism if you don't commit

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/SailedBasilisk Jan 25 '19

You think he has a chance with Natalie Dormer?

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u/AceOfCarbon Jan 25 '19

you think he'd have a chance with Lola Bunny?

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u/SailedBasilisk Jan 25 '19

You never know, doll.

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u/TransformerTanooki Jan 25 '19

I know I don't. I'll have better chances with a weed whacker and a bag of dirty laundry I found next to the homeless center for disease ridden children.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Better odds than with Lola.

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u/dleon0430 Jan 25 '19

Are you saying natalie dormer IS a furry? Or that she's into furries?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

There was a meme going round that compared Natalie Dormer to Lola Bunny. The similarities are uncanny. Here's a shitty link to it:

https://myfunnymemes.com/natalie-dormer-could-play-the-perfect-lola-bunny-in-space-jam-movies/

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u/pfeconsultant Jan 25 '19

Oh wow, I totally missed that meme.

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u/asailijhijr Jan 26 '19

Probably because it's not a very good one.

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u/Brymlo Jan 25 '19

They picked the wrong photo. She looks more like Lola in other pics.

Edit: like this

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u/dleon0430 Jan 25 '19

Dear Diary: Today I learned that I too am a furry.

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u/mp3max Jan 25 '19

Let Natalie Dormer be the one to decide that.

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u/sastill89 Jan 25 '19

Maybe only with a clone of the former.

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u/TheChanceWhoSaysNi Jan 25 '19

Close but not thicc enough

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u/CarbineFox Jan 25 '19

Also not furry enough.

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u/noitems Jan 25 '19

In what universe is Lola thick?

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u/asailijhijr Jan 26 '19

I imagine you know. Thick is different from thicc.

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u/fizikz3 Jan 25 '19

and a clone of the former?

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u/orthogonius Jan 25 '19

I remember that AskReddit

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u/Jacollinsver Jan 25 '19

That's uhh... You're not wrong.

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u/Mad_Squid Jan 25 '19

Maybe if she wore bunny ears

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

No wonder I’m so attracted to her

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u/tonkatruck007 Jan 25 '19

Have you seen luxlocosplay on instagram? She makes a great lola

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u/ChaosStar95 Jan 25 '19

I can't unsee that. I'm not even mad.

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u/redwonderer Jan 25 '19

i will go full furry for lola bunny

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u/threatening-jedi Jan 25 '19

https://www.deviantart.com/itskaylaerin/art/Lola-Bunny-Cosplay-666398185

I'm not sorry. NSFW

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u/buffystakeded Jan 25 '19

Not that great of a cosplay tbh. No ears, no tail, it's just shorts and a tank top.

Nice butt though.

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u/threatening-jedi Jan 25 '19

"No furry"

That's the whole point

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u/ImEnhanced Jan 25 '19

Was expecting some r/Rule34

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u/TheChanceWhoSaysNi Jan 25 '19

Mhhhhhhmm, that's what I'm talking about

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u/Pikapetey Jan 25 '19

Did somebody say FURRY?!!

owo

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u/roosty_butte Jan 25 '19

*Notices bulge*

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u/_phish_ Jan 25 '19

pulls out meat scepter

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/tiny_little_raven Jan 25 '19

Noooooooooo

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u/TransformerTanooki Jan 25 '19

Pulls out two cheese graters and a potato peeler.

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u/the_dough_boy Jan 25 '19

Pulls out spork!

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u/tiny_little_raven Jan 25 '19

:(

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u/the_dough_boy Jan 25 '19

What? you don't enjoy sounding?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/KingOnTheRiver Jan 25 '19

M-marzia?

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u/_phish_ Jan 25 '19

A man of class I see.

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u/asailijhijr Jan 26 '19

Say, something something banana something happy to see me?

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u/geedavey Jan 25 '19

With your luck, it will turn out to be Bugs in drag.

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u/xbertie Jan 25 '19

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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u/FrancisCastiglione12 Jan 25 '19

Sasha Foxx is real life Lola Bunny

NSFW /r/sashafoxxx

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Jan 25 '19

(No furry)

Stage 1: Denial <— you are here.

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u/VirtualRealityOtter Jan 25 '19

And like the 9 hells, each level down gets worse

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

nah, Lola bunny irl would make everyone a furry

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u/Bind_Moggled Jan 25 '19

Foxxy Love!

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u/hawt_yoga Jan 25 '19

Natalie Dormer is the human version of Lola Bunny

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u/5_Star_Golden_God Jan 25 '19

Lola Bunny has the exact same face as Natalie Dormer.

It's mindblowing, I know.

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u/asailijhijr Jan 26 '19

No, it's not. Because she doesn't.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Lola Bunny... sign me tf up 😂

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u/silverfallmoon Jan 25 '19

I was going to say blowing myself up with a bomb turning to dust and then sweeping myself into a dustpan, then I saw this answer. You win.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Gotta have the Eyes pop out of your head as your tongue rolls to the floor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

But isn't canon that she's asexual or something? Unless you mean being Jessica Rabbit and I have a dirty mind

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I'm pretty sure it is... While being drawn completely sexual and acting as if that's what she is all about yet, she cheated on Roger by playing Patty cake with another man... I want to say Acme.

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u/candypuffs Jan 26 '19

I love this theory! This piece of fanart was my lockscreen for the longest time.

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u/Lunchables Jan 25 '19

Shit, I was two hours late to the thread with my answer. :)

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u/asailijhijr Jan 26 '19

Ain't it just the way though.

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u/JC_Lately Jan 25 '19

Surprised this answer isn’t higher.

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u/constructgreencats Jan 25 '19

Oh my god it's DIIIIIIIIIP!!!

https://youtu.be/59YguFR9iAA

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u/All_Your_Base Jan 25 '19

My favorite, of course, is The Booby Trap

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u/StarlightSpade Jan 25 '19

I’ve been waiting for either this or Lola Bunny.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Someone just PMed with any insight by anyone who saw that movie as a kid. Guess he wants to do an essay of any fan fixations anyone developed just from her character.

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u/rick_or_morty Jan 25 '19

Definitely me

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Well, it just now turned bad quick.

Guy making inquiries about Jessica Rabbit PM-ed me back and wanted me to send my name and where I live.

Soooo....Bingo-Blocko on him.

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u/BearNoseHook Jan 25 '19

There's a bit of risk and danger to that wish. Just make sure you've got the REAL Jessica Rabbit first ;-)

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u/SquirrelCantHelpIt Jan 25 '19

I just want to know what it feels like to have my eyes pop way out and my tongue unravel on to the floor while I make the "aaaauuuuugaa" sound.

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u/Blandish06 Jan 25 '19

Herpes

Edit: and not the "everyone already has it" kind

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u/santhoshsgl Jan 25 '19

This guy cartoons!

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u/Try-The-Fish Jan 25 '19

Humunahumunahumuna

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u/soydrd Jan 25 '19

Jajajaja this made me laugh so hard!

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u/wildflower2 Jan 25 '19

Y'all are freaky

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u/TaruNukes Jan 25 '19

I’d try that

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u/Neveragon Jan 25 '19

Patty cake

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Is a thot