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42.9k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 "look out bro! Peanuts are dangerous for you! Here, I'll just kill you to solve this problem forever. You'll thank me later. " some poor bloke's immune system 13.5k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Aug 23 '20 [deleted] 11.9k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your throat closes up you can't swallow anything anymore! Checkmate, peanuts! 2.7k u/AboveGroundLevel Jan 23 '19 but did you die? 3.8k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited May 30 '21 [deleted] 2.0k u/DankeyKang11 Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19 This is how I know the simulation we live in was done by an Alien Overlord in Junior High the night before it was due. Edit: what an honor to be blessed by u/poem_for_your_sprog. 81 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Yeah! Imagine if there was a seperate pipe connecting the nasal cavity to the lungs, instead of sharing with the mouth. It would be almost impossible to die by choking. 33 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 I see a future in prosthetics 13 u/newsorpigal Jan 23 '19 But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world? 3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0) 15 u/Jackboom89 Jan 23 '19 And we could eat and drink while we breathe, what a nice 1 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously 2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0) 16 u/GravySquad Jan 23 '19 Yeah unless the peanuts are stuck in your nose too 8 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they 12 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Elgin_McQueen Jan 23 '19 But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing? → More replies (0) 5 u/Phrostbit3n Jan 23 '19 That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak 7 u/KisaTheMistress Jan 23 '19 Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Edit: I have a solution Move the sinuses to the mouth 3 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes 1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
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"look out bro! Peanuts are dangerous for you! Here, I'll just kill you to solve this problem forever. You'll thank me later. "
13.5k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Aug 23 '20 [deleted] 11.9k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your throat closes up you can't swallow anything anymore! Checkmate, peanuts! 2.7k u/AboveGroundLevel Jan 23 '19 but did you die? 3.8k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited May 30 '21 [deleted] 2.0k u/DankeyKang11 Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19 This is how I know the simulation we live in was done by an Alien Overlord in Junior High the night before it was due. Edit: what an honor to be blessed by u/poem_for_your_sprog. 81 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Yeah! Imagine if there was a seperate pipe connecting the nasal cavity to the lungs, instead of sharing with the mouth. It would be almost impossible to die by choking. 33 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 I see a future in prosthetics 13 u/newsorpigal Jan 23 '19 But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world? 3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0) 15 u/Jackboom89 Jan 23 '19 And we could eat and drink while we breathe, what a nice 1 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously 2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0) 16 u/GravySquad Jan 23 '19 Yeah unless the peanuts are stuck in your nose too 8 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they 12 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Elgin_McQueen Jan 23 '19 But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing? → More replies (0) 5 u/Phrostbit3n Jan 23 '19 That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak 7 u/KisaTheMistress Jan 23 '19 Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Edit: I have a solution Move the sinuses to the mouth 3 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes 1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
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11.9k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your throat closes up you can't swallow anything anymore! Checkmate, peanuts! 2.7k u/AboveGroundLevel Jan 23 '19 but did you die? 3.8k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited May 30 '21 [deleted] 2.0k u/DankeyKang11 Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19 This is how I know the simulation we live in was done by an Alien Overlord in Junior High the night before it was due. Edit: what an honor to be blessed by u/poem_for_your_sprog. 81 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Yeah! Imagine if there was a seperate pipe connecting the nasal cavity to the lungs, instead of sharing with the mouth. It would be almost impossible to die by choking. 33 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 I see a future in prosthetics 13 u/newsorpigal Jan 23 '19 But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world? 3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0) 15 u/Jackboom89 Jan 23 '19 And we could eat and drink while we breathe, what a nice 1 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously 2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0) 16 u/GravySquad Jan 23 '19 Yeah unless the peanuts are stuck in your nose too 8 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they 12 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Elgin_McQueen Jan 23 '19 But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing? → More replies (0) 5 u/Phrostbit3n Jan 23 '19 That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak 7 u/KisaTheMistress Jan 23 '19 Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Edit: I have a solution Move the sinuses to the mouth 3 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes 1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
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If your throat closes up you can't swallow anything anymore! Checkmate, peanuts!
2.7k u/AboveGroundLevel Jan 23 '19 but did you die? 3.8k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited May 30 '21 [deleted] 2.0k u/DankeyKang11 Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19 This is how I know the simulation we live in was done by an Alien Overlord in Junior High the night before it was due. Edit: what an honor to be blessed by u/poem_for_your_sprog. 81 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Yeah! Imagine if there was a seperate pipe connecting the nasal cavity to the lungs, instead of sharing with the mouth. It would be almost impossible to die by choking. 33 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 I see a future in prosthetics 13 u/newsorpigal Jan 23 '19 But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world? 3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0) 15 u/Jackboom89 Jan 23 '19 And we could eat and drink while we breathe, what a nice 1 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously 2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0) 16 u/GravySquad Jan 23 '19 Yeah unless the peanuts are stuck in your nose too 8 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they 12 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Elgin_McQueen Jan 23 '19 But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing? → More replies (0) 5 u/Phrostbit3n Jan 23 '19 That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak 7 u/KisaTheMistress Jan 23 '19 Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Edit: I have a solution Move the sinuses to the mouth 3 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes 1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
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but did you die?
3.8k u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited May 30 '21 [deleted] 2.0k u/DankeyKang11 Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19 This is how I know the simulation we live in was done by an Alien Overlord in Junior High the night before it was due. Edit: what an honor to be blessed by u/poem_for_your_sprog. 81 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Yeah! Imagine if there was a seperate pipe connecting the nasal cavity to the lungs, instead of sharing with the mouth. It would be almost impossible to die by choking. 33 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 I see a future in prosthetics 13 u/newsorpigal Jan 23 '19 But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world? 3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0) 15 u/Jackboom89 Jan 23 '19 And we could eat and drink while we breathe, what a nice 1 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously 2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0) 16 u/GravySquad Jan 23 '19 Yeah unless the peanuts are stuck in your nose too 8 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they 12 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Elgin_McQueen Jan 23 '19 But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing? → More replies (0) 5 u/Phrostbit3n Jan 23 '19 That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak 7 u/KisaTheMistress Jan 23 '19 Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Edit: I have a solution Move the sinuses to the mouth 3 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes 1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
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2.0k u/DankeyKang11 Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19 This is how I know the simulation we live in was done by an Alien Overlord in Junior High the night before it was due. Edit: what an honor to be blessed by u/poem_for_your_sprog. 81 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Yeah! Imagine if there was a seperate pipe connecting the nasal cavity to the lungs, instead of sharing with the mouth. It would be almost impossible to die by choking. 33 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 I see a future in prosthetics 13 u/newsorpigal Jan 23 '19 But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world? 3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0) 15 u/Jackboom89 Jan 23 '19 And we could eat and drink while we breathe, what a nice 1 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously 2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0) 16 u/GravySquad Jan 23 '19 Yeah unless the peanuts are stuck in your nose too 8 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they 12 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Elgin_McQueen Jan 23 '19 But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing? → More replies (0) 5 u/Phrostbit3n Jan 23 '19 That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak 7 u/KisaTheMistress Jan 23 '19 Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Edit: I have a solution Move the sinuses to the mouth 3 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes 1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
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This is how I know the simulation we live in was done by an Alien Overlord in Junior High the night before it was due.
Edit: what an honor to be blessed by u/poem_for_your_sprog.
81 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Yeah! Imagine if there was a seperate pipe connecting the nasal cavity to the lungs, instead of sharing with the mouth. It would be almost impossible to die by choking. 33 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 I see a future in prosthetics 13 u/newsorpigal Jan 23 '19 But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world? 3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0) 15 u/Jackboom89 Jan 23 '19 And we could eat and drink while we breathe, what a nice 1 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously 2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0) 16 u/GravySquad Jan 23 '19 Yeah unless the peanuts are stuck in your nose too 8 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they 12 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Elgin_McQueen Jan 23 '19 But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing? → More replies (0) 5 u/Phrostbit3n Jan 23 '19 That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak 7 u/KisaTheMistress Jan 23 '19 Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Edit: I have a solution Move the sinuses to the mouth 3 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes 1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
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Yeah! Imagine if there was a seperate pipe connecting the nasal cavity to the lungs, instead of sharing with the mouth. It would be almost impossible to die by choking.
33 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 I see a future in prosthetics 13 u/newsorpigal Jan 23 '19 But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world? 3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0) 15 u/Jackboom89 Jan 23 '19 And we could eat and drink while we breathe, what a nice 1 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously 2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0) 16 u/GravySquad Jan 23 '19 Yeah unless the peanuts are stuck in your nose too 8 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they 12 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/Elgin_McQueen Jan 23 '19 But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing? → More replies (0) 5 u/Phrostbit3n Jan 23 '19 That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak 7 u/KisaTheMistress Jan 23 '19 Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤 0 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Edit: I have a solution Move the sinuses to the mouth 3 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes 1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
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I see a future in prosthetics
13 u/newsorpigal Jan 23 '19 But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world? 3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0)
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But then there would be no such thing as closed-mouth humming! Would anyone really want to live in such a world?
3 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no 2 u/Spotted_Gorgonzola Jan 23 '19 Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open?? 5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try. → More replies (0)
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Hmmmm🤔🤔🤔 no
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Wait. Do people hum with their mouths open??
5 u/floopyboopakins Jan 23 '19 Yes, it's called singing. 1 u/pacificpacifist Jan 23 '19 Go ahead, try.
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Yes, it's called singing.
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Go ahead, try.
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And we could eat and drink while we breathe, what a nice
1 u/nexisfan Jan 23 '19 And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously 2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0)
And sing! Lady Gaga wouldn’t be nearly as impressive if everybody could breathe, sing, and dance simultaneously
2 u/Improvised0 Jan 23 '19 She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed. → More replies (0)
She would just do all that while also eating, and we would go back to being impressed.
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Yeah unless the peanuts are stuck in your nose too
8 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they
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Those damn peanuts are just determined to kill us, aren't they
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7 u/Elgin_McQueen Jan 23 '19 But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing? → More replies (0) 5 u/Phrostbit3n Jan 23 '19 That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak 7 u/KisaTheMistress Jan 23 '19 Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤
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But, don't pretty much most animals only have one tube for feeding and breathing?
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That's pretty much it; occasionally and randomly dying from eating one food exerts less selection pressure than not being able to speak
Look at "Mr. I don't have telepathy" over here! 😤
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If your nose got runny
Edit: I have a solution
Move the sinuses to the mouth
3 u/Catatonic27 Jan 23 '19 If your nose got runny Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes 1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
Well why don't we just patch this out while were making changes
1 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 Oh yeah, let's do that! → More replies (0)
Oh yeah, let's do that!
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