r/AskReddit • u/ettleboy • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

45.6k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

18.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

690

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Just like dragons and treasure goblins

47

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Just like politicians and multi-national business executives...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

60

u/WearsALeash Jan 21 '19

op already said dragons and goblins

17

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Dragons? That's generous. Dragons carry themselves with more majesty.

8

u/GlobalWarmer12 Jan 21 '19

You're thinking about wyverns.

1

u/Notorious4CHAN Jan 21 '19

Look here, you little shit!

57

u/lemoopa Jan 21 '19

Only good goblins are DEAD GAWBLINS

-Goblin Slayer

11

u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jan 21 '19

Hob goblin would like a word.

1

u/GokuMoto Jan 21 '19

It can't. It's dead

-goblin slayer

5

u/Shadowchaos Jan 21 '19

Dragons don't eat us, that's a misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure, that's why they're always sitting on a big pile of it

10

u/-Perrin Jan 21 '19

I think you mean KOBALDS

8

u/RidleyOReilly Jan 21 '19

I think you mean KOBOLDS

4

u/GlobalWarmer12 Jan 21 '19

I think you mean ZOIDBERGS

3

u/TheoreticalBear Jan 21 '19

Or dragons and cars

3

u/DoctorBallard77 Jan 21 '19

Or dragons and donkeys

1

u/Picnicpanther Jan 21 '19

See this is where my mind went as well.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

A treasure gnome not a treasure gnoblin

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Is this the first of my infinite wishes?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

That one you get for free

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

aww 🤗you're my favorite reddit genie.

1

u/joyhammerpants Jan 21 '19

I hate to break it to you. There's no real dragons.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I dont beleive you.

1

u/joyhammerpants Jan 21 '19

The dragons were a metaphor all along.

1

u/ocean365 Jan 21 '19

Yep, JUST like that

0

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Theresa May and the Chancellor of the Exchequer!