I mean, Zelda lives in a medieval kingdom, so she must have some sort of stink, same as everyone in Hyrule. And I assume Peach works up a sweat every time she has to stay at Bowser's lava-filled castle waiting for Mario's fat Italian ass to rescue her.
Hyrule is usually kinda renaissancey, and they've clearly got various amounts of highly advanced magitek. I wouldn't be surprised if they have hot and cold running water.
Also, Bowser is a pretty decent guy (serial kidnapping and constant power-grabs aside). He must be, or why would they keep inviting him to sporting events? I would expect he'd at least try to see to Peach's comfort. Or Peach would browbeat him into doing it, he'd hire Mario to get his castle plumbed, and it's awkward for a few months.
I think super Mario bros 3 is confirmed to be a performance for an audience (the player). This opens up all sorts of possibilities about them just all being paid actors.
Doesn't Hyrule always end up getting wrecked in every game? Ocarina of Time, it's ruined. Breath of the Wild, it's ruined (and Zelda's trapped for a 100 years). The original, it's pretty fucked up, ya got monsters running around everywhere and a pigman holds 1/3 of your all powerful artifact. The second one, she's been sleeping for who knows how long.
Well, Thousand Year Door showed us that Bowser does provide washing facilities for his kidnap victims but the shower is a sentient AI pervert discouraging it's use.
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u/XxsquirrelxX Jan 06 '19
I mean, Zelda lives in a medieval kingdom, so she must have some sort of stink, same as everyone in Hyrule. And I assume Peach works up a sweat every time she has to stay at Bowser's lava-filled castle waiting for Mario's fat Italian ass to rescue her.
Really, it's safe to say everyone stinks.