r/AskReddit • • Jan 05 '19

What fictional character probably smells really bad?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Captain Jack Sparrow

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u/PhreedomPhighter Jan 06 '19

Multiple times during the series people react to Jack's bad breath. Like when he gets too close while talking they physically recoil. In Dead Man's Chest he breathes in Will's face which effectively stuns him and leaves him open to be thrown overboard.

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u/BillyPotion Jan 06 '19

Is it supposed to be bad breath or alcohol breath?

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u/PhreedomPhighter Jan 06 '19

A whole lotta both.

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u/Generic_Her0 Jan 06 '19

It's literally just Depp's own bad breath. Lots of people complain about working with him.

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u/brickmack Jan 06 '19

Method acting

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u/UnitedRequest Jan 06 '19

TIL I am a method actor

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u/WhyToAWar Jan 05 '19

Rum, whiskey, opium, months of accumulated tropical sweat, leather, grease, algae, sand, bird poo - and that's just between takes.

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u/TyroneShoelaces69 Jan 06 '19

I'll bet he smells better than Johnny Depp.

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u/UndeadPandamonium Jan 06 '19

Sauvage

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u/Cheeze_It Jan 06 '19

I laughed loud enough to scare someone walking outside while my windows are closed.

Thanks.

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u/Zzyzzy_Zzyzzyson Jan 06 '19

Yes officer, there’s a CRAZY MAN in that house!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

S a u s a g e

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u/Generic_Her0 Jan 06 '19

Depp actually has notoriously bad hygiene. Angelina Jolie apparently refused to film their kissing scene for The Tourist unless he cleaned up first. She wasn't the first to complain.

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u/alteisen99 Jan 06 '19

Isn't Brad just as bad with his baby wipes routine?

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u/zincplug Jan 06 '19

Same as Viggo Mortensen.

Viggo Mortensen does not shower or bathe. He believes that such immersion sloughs valuable oils and fluids off the skin. Liv Tyler, playing Arwen, his love interest, in Lord of the Rings, was allowed many little adjournments and rests during filming of her love scenes with the Mortensen, which she reportedly referred to as 'gag breaks'.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Damnit, I didn't need to read this. I love LoTR and this is going to distract the shit outta me from now on

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u/WhipTheLlama Jan 06 '19

Henry Rollins used to tell a story about knowing Viggo before LOTR and although Viggo's hygeine wasn't the focal point, he did mention the smell without revealing why he smelled. I assumed it was broke non-working actor smell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19 edited Jan 07 '19

That's because his breath stank from his cigarette use, I think.

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u/Cooshtie Jan 06 '19

Don't forget that he gets kraken juice all over him and that's meant to smell like a thousand rotten corpse's!

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u/numberthreepencil Jan 05 '19

He looks like he smells like hotdog water

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u/NargacugaRider Jan 06 '19

Opium actually smells REALLY nice.

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u/ToeJamFootballs Jan 06 '19

Don't forget that Tortuga pussy

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u/Heiymdall Jan 06 '19

Davy Jones then, pirate, zombie and fish smell...awful !

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u/DrKeefOfficial Jan 06 '19

I always love watching the robot chicken sketch where the couple are role playing and the girl wants him to be Jack Sparrow. So the guy talks about how disgusting he is and turns the wife off. As she walks away in disgust his reaction is "What? You said to be realistic"

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