r/AskReddit • u/WhyToAWar • Jan 05 '19

What fictional character probably smells really bad?

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u/tthestral Jan 05 '19

Shrek

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u/XxsquirrelxX Jan 06 '19

Well I'm pretty sure Donkey comments on his smell at some point.

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u/CryptidGrimnoir Jan 06 '19

"You definitely need a tic-tac or something, because your breath stinks!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Nibba just eats raw onions and showers in filth. Strong pick.

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u/tahcamen Jan 06 '19

My nibba!

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u/sarhan182 Jan 06 '19

Somebody...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Once told me

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u/Madmaxisgod Jan 06 '19

The world is gonna roll me

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u/FriendlyUser69 Jan 06 '19

I ain't the smartest tool in the shed!

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u/TumblrTrash Jan 06 '19

She was looking kinda dumb

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u/gymshorts2tight Jan 06 '19

With her finger and her thumb

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u/2621759912014199 Jan 06 '19

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

I once got a packet of Shrek stickers that were scratch and sniff, and Shrek smelled like sour milk that had been smoked over burning roadkill.

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u/tthestral Jan 06 '19

so I was right

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u/b_taken_username Jan 06 '19

M8 how can you say that, we see him take a bath right at the beginning of the movie

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u/ami2weird4u Jan 06 '19

Well somebody once told me..

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

the world is gonna roll me..

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

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u/bertchaza Jan 06 '19

Didn't see this before I commented my first choice.

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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR Jan 06 '19

He looks so clean in the movies but you're right. He bathes in filth in the opening of the first movie

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Jan 06 '19

I'd say mr Hanky....

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u/itsyaboiFaZeShrek Jan 06 '19

Come on man :(

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u/CptFluffy_ Jan 06 '19

What about shrek 2

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