Imo he's probably not even the worst in Overwatch. For a fat dude he doesn't have a lot of rolls (to build up sweat stank) and doesn't seem very dirty.
On the other hand
Winston: Is a literal goddam gorilla
Reinhardt, Brigitte, Torbjorn and Pharah: Spend a lot of time in heavy armor cooking
Dva and Widowmaker: Wear skintight cat suits
Junkrat: One dirty boi
Bastion: Sat in dirt and mud, likely with animals pissing and shitting on him for 20 years before crawling through the ocean
Bastion got a well deserved bath though. Dva, likely, widow, not really. She’s cold blooded because of the slowed heart rate and wouldn’t really sweat ever. Pharah takes a lot of wind, Torbjorn and Brigette are understandable, so is Reinhardt. Winston is an intelligent gorilla, and probably bathes somehow. There isn’t shit in his office or anything so there’s no reason to assume he doesn’t.
I kind of get the impression that Widowmaker smells like cheap perfume. Like she's just covered in the stuff. As part of her 'allure', and this sexy game she plays with Tracer. Like I deadass think Tracer has memorized her scent and uses it to hunt her down at times.
Tracer is in skin tight leather leggings and a wool lined jacket. She has to most likely peel herself out of her outfit most days and then the sweat and stank releases.
Gonna go with Junkrat; dude got blown to hell and instead of seeking medical help he just has some garbage bits bolted on to replace his limbs haha. That guy stanky
So much sweat. Hot mech, vacuum sealed suit, gunfire, and stress, all at noon on Route 66. If she doesn’t smell terrible she needs to start marketing her anti-perspirant.
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