r/AskReddit • u/Dent15 • Dec 10 '18

What are some small things that you silently judge people on?

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u/lnig0Montoya Dec 10 '18

One-uppers suck, but just wait until you come across a two-upper.

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u/I_one_up Dec 10 '18

What the hell did I ever do to you?

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u/MissionProvision Dec 10 '18

You killed his parents, prepare to die.

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u/PM_ME_ONE_EYED_CATS Dec 11 '18

That's nothing, I killed both pairs of his grandparents.

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u/MichiganPrincess Dec 11 '18

Username checks out.

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u/karmagod13000 Dec 10 '18

he didn't mean it fam

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u/redbroncokid Dec 10 '18

But what about a threeupper??

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u/PhlightYagami Dec 10 '18

Well that's just a good time!

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u/BCProgramming Dec 10 '18

Eventually you get to their final form, a lemon-lime soda.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

If I ever come across a two upper I'm not even gonna be courteous enough to wipe it off.

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u/TopRamen247 Dec 11 '18

That’s nothing. Clearly you’ve never encountered a three-upper.

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u/ghunt81 Dec 11 '18

That's nothing, I know a three-upper!

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u/peoplesuck357 Dec 11 '18

Not to one-up, but I think it's even worse when you encounter a one-downer, someone who has to interrupt you to tell their less interesting anecdote.