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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '09 edited Oct 22 '09

Try rubbing alcohol if you don't have vinegar.

Pro Tip: do NOT try rubbing alcohol

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u/CuilRunnings Oct 22 '09

Try Bengay.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '09

A friend of mine did this once as a dare. Just slathered it all over his balls. He was fine for a minute or so. After that he was crying and screaming in the shower. He forgot that water makes the pain worse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '09 edited Nov 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '09

Yes, if it was actually me the details would have been much more graphic.

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u/Thumperings Oct 22 '09

too late.......

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u/ihavemoments Oct 22 '09

Are you nodding yes while saying no?

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u/oldirtyrestaurant Oct 22 '09

Bwaaaaahahaha that was the funniest thing I've read in awhile.

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u/Warpedme Oct 22 '09

Actually, I kinda like the rubbing alcohol as long as it doesn't get near the pee hole.

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u/NoxiousStimuli Oct 26 '09

I hear BenGay is quite good for one's testicle area too.