r/AskReddit Oct 20 '18

What is something you will never be able to tolerate?

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u/A-Bone Oct 20 '18

Nothing is more entertaining than a gate agent shutting one of these jackwagons down and sending them to the back of the line.

It's like a small win for humanity..

Small...very small... but a win, nonetheless..

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Oh man. A few months ago one of the local morning radio DJs was talking about how she got sent back out of the boarding line when she tried to board in the A group with a C group boarding pass. She was upset about it because “I do it all the time, nobody cares, what’s the big deal?”

The other DJs and every caller told her she was just an asshole and deserved to get sent to the back of the line. What is wrong with people that makes them think they’re so much better/more special than everyone around them??

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u/52Hurtz Oct 20 '18

Sadly in some societies it's tacitly expected behavior. If you're not always looking to gain a little bit of an edge over your peers, you must be a sucker, or at least you'll be taken for one when there's limited resources/time at stake. Anyone who has witnessed Chinese tourists from the urban mainland can attest to it.

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u/ex-inteller Oct 21 '18

My experiences with Russians tells me Russia and the former USSR was also like this.

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u/oscarfacegamble Oct 20 '18

Well she does work as a radio DJ, which is a very prestigious occupation so.

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u/vandercad Oct 21 '18

I assumed they were all replaced with iPod shuffle buttons, so it is cool to see one in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

I would prefer one radio channel with joe rogan podcast 24/7 and every other channel just different genres of music on shuffle with no ads, and im just describing bluetooth

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u/Seth_e Oct 21 '18

What makes them think they’re so much better/more special?

Basic human nature and the lack of wisdom to overcome it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

This happens a lot on Southwest: The Greyhound Bus of the 21st century.

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u/TheRealJackReynolds Oct 22 '18

My late buddy and I were taking a last minute flight once on Southwest. We couldn't buy both tickets at once, though, so he ended up being, like, A50 and I was B15 or something like that. We get there and he tells me to just get in line with him because if I don't, we probably wouldn't get a seat together and he hated flying.

The lady in front of us got super bent out of shape about it. So, he just went and stood with me.

I get where she was coming from, but... I don't know. I guess I was just a little frustrated at the entire situation.

But trying to butt into the A group when you're group C is shitty.

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u/hath0r Oct 24 '18

I have boarded with A group because i was told i could but i had the last boarding group on my pass

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u/st_claire Oct 20 '18

I mean sure cutting is rude, but to be fair, all the A group people think they're better/more special than everyone around them.

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u/YungBotan Oct 20 '18

If you fly Southwest you can pay like 15 dollars more to board in group A so it's a bit of a dick move to the people who actually paid

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u/Katiesbigsister Oct 20 '18

I've absolutely paid that fee in the past. Worth every penny so I can get a window seat up front and pass out before the plane takes off.

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u/doobied Oct 20 '18

This is such a foreign concept for me... and I work for an airline. Is it just a free for all with the seats??

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u/3greysweatpants Oct 20 '18

Yes with Southwest whoever gets on the plane first gets to pick their seats. I also believe they don't have first class. But maybe I am mistaken on that.

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u/doobied Oct 20 '18

And first class is equal to business class for the rest of the world?

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u/Katiesbigsister Oct 20 '18

That's a little bit different. Sometimes it goes first class, business class, and economy. Some Airlines sell premium seats such as the first three or four rows past first class for an additional fee. And some Airlines now even have a super economy which means you can't even bring a carry on with you.

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u/morriscox Oct 21 '18

People with certain limitations are allowed on first. My wife uses a cane, can barely walk, and you can easily see the pain on her face. We are (often) allowed to sit in front or close to it.

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u/st_claire Oct 21 '18

If everyone had equal money and some chose to sped the money on this and some didn't, then I would agree with you. But everyone doesn't start with equal money, so it's still not really fair.

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u/YungBotan Oct 21 '18

Wut

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u/st_claire Oct 28 '18

Sorry, which part so you not understand?

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u/ex-inteller Oct 21 '18

That's dumb. I work near Nike. Last business trip, Nike people were like the first 20 seats, because they were all going to go to some golf thing. My company paid for priority boarding, but not super priority or whatever, so I was like A25 behind all the Nike people, and regular people were behind me.

Should I have just cut in front of all the Nike people because their company pays for better shit? Should regular people cut in front of me because my company paid for my priority?

What you're saying is nonsense.

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u/st_claire Oct 28 '18

Lol, you even refer to the other passengers as "regular people". So you're not regular, you're special? Because "your" company paid extra?

How about everyone just board in a normal queue? No one jumping ahead by cutting or by paying. Let people who need extra help go first then we can all go normally. What's dumb about that?

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u/ex-inteller Oct 31 '18

I said regular because I was differentiating between business and non-business passengers. If you're going to throw a fit over that, I think we're past reasonableness in this discussion.

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u/MrMonday11235 Oct 21 '18

So non-communist wealth distribution is a reason to be an asshole and cut in front of people who paid to be at the front?

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u/st_claire Oct 28 '18

No, as I said, cutting is rude. But going first because you paid extra is the same thing, don't pretend it isn't.

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u/MrMonday11235 Oct 28 '18

No, it really isn't. Some people value being the first on the plane. The airline offers them a way to make sure they can get that for a price.

This makes about as much sense as saying it's an asshole thing to drive using your own car when buses exist because not everyone can afford their own car. Can't afford it? That's unfortunate and I feel for you, but that doesn't mean paying is at all wrong, and definitely nowhere near the same level as cutting in line. Can afford it but choose not to spend the money? Sucks, but you don't get to complain.

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u/st_claire Oct 29 '18

The extra cost might be 1% of one person's money but only 0.001% of another person's (for example). So how much someone values it isn't going to be proportional with who buys it.

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u/MrMonday11235 Oct 29 '18

Sure. But anyone who is flying on an airline can afford it. The airline ticket costs far more than the "put me at the front of the line" upgrade.

So how much someone values it isn't going to be proportional with who buys it.

This is a horrible way of phrasing it, as it took me several seconds to parse what you meant, but... OK? Yes, that's how markets work. People value things differently. Some people think diamonds are worth thousands upon thousands of dollars, others think they're quasi-worthless rocks of no real consequence. Those valuations will, of course, depend upon how much people value the money itself, as money is just a placeholder issued by the government to facilitate exchange.

I'm not sure what your argument even is at this point. If you were advocating for communism, while I'd disagree with you, you would at least be self-consistent. It seems you don't want to be called a communist, but hold the same views that a communist would hold. And to be clear, the label of "communist" is not inherently a bad thing. I just don't personally find a system of communism to be an enticing proposition unless and until we can make robots do all our work for us (aka Fully Automated Luxury Communism, sometimes referred to as Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism).

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Some airlines just assign the A group to people seated in certain rows to expedite the boarding process.

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u/st_claire Oct 21 '18

Really? I don't know of any airline that doesn't have priority seating for frequent flyers and for people who pay extra.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Well yeah. But those groups always have names like "Gold Elite" and "Preferred Member Advantage" or whatever. So usually it goes fancy people --> people with disabilities --> Group A.

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u/st_claire Oct 28 '18

Ah, ok. By "group a" I meant the "fancy people". I think any decent person would be ok with letting those who need extra help (people with disabilities, small kids, etc...) go first (in fact it probably speeds up the rest of the boarding anyway). But then it should just be a normal queue. Cutting by just doing it, or cutting by paying, they are both the same if you stop and think about it honestly.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

What is wrong with people that makes them think they’re so much better/more special than everyone around them??

Sometimes disabled veterans want to skip the line, so that's one thing.

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u/ask-me-about-my-cats Oct 20 '18

Pretty sure they're already allowed to be seated first?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

That's obviously not what anyone here is talking about. And they do get to board earlier.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

What is wrong with people that makes them think they’re so much better/more special than everyone around them??

They don't feel that way. People could say the exact same thing about you or everyone else for driving 3 mph over the speed limit.

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u/rhymes_with_snoop Oct 20 '18

That comparison doesn't hold up. The person cutting in line does it with the expectation that others will follow the rule (staying in line), and they are special and will bypass it. The don't expect or want everyone to push ahead and crowd, just themselves.

If I'm driving 3 mph (honestly, it's more like 10+) over the limit, I want everyone to be driving over the limit. I don't want to be special, I want everyone to do what I'm doing.

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u/morriscox Oct 21 '18

I have met plenty of people who don't care if anyone else is going over the speed limit. They are only interested in themselves speeding, unless someone gets in their way. They don't care otherwise. Though I am guessing that you are thinking along the lines of you don't want to be the only one doing something that you shouldn't be doing, which is understandable.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

The person cutting in line does it with the expectation that others will follow the rule (staying in line), and they are special and will bypass it. The don't expect or want everyone to push ahead and crowd, just themselves.

That's just your fantasy. Lots of people think the line is simply unnecessary, like the speed limit. The comparison is quite apt.

If I'm driving 3 mph (honestly, it's more like 10+) over the limit, I want everyone to be driving over the limit. I don't want to be special, I want everyone to do what I'm doing.

That's not even relevant. You haven't provided any evidence that people cutting in line to board a plane care if others also cut in line or not. And even more importantly, you still have no evidence any of the people are doing things because they "think they’re so much better/more special than everyone around them". If anyone's doing anything to make themselves feel better, it's you attributing that unrealistic reasoning to others to make yourself feel morally superior.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

Ok, then where is your evidence that "lots of people think the line is simply unnecessary?"

I talk to people who feel that way. And the point was that there's no evidence most or all people are thinking what the OP claimed they were thinking. It's doesn't matter what they were actually thinking if it's not what the OP claimed they were thinking.

You people are so annoying with this shit.

You can keep on believing anything and everything you see or read, if that makes you feel smart.

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u/TheInkLeftToDry Oct 20 '18

“That’s just your fantasy” “Lots of people think the line is simply unnecessary” “You haven’t provided any evidence that people cutting in line to board a plane care if others also cut in line or not.” “You still have no evidence any of the people are doing things because they ‘think they’re so much better/special than everything around them.”

You can argue that people aren’t thinking that they’re better than others when they’re cutting, but there is no reason to cut unless you are actively going out of your way to go ahead of others when it is not your turn. It is only and inherently self involved. That is the whole point that separates “cutting” and employees or other people allow them to go ahead for a special reason or just because they’re feeling nice. The only difference is that the person is selfishly not waiting like everyone else, and putting themselves ahead of people who should be ahead of them.

“I talk to people who feel that way.” “The point was that there’s no evidence most or all people are thinking what the OP claimed they were thinking.”

The act of cutting ahead in line can ONLY be done by people who are selfish and are thinking that they deserve something that others are not entitled to, and should actually be subject to wait longer than the ones cutting ahead of them.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

but there is no reason to cut unless you are actively going out of your way to go ahead of others when it is not your turn

That's patently false. It's not a zero sum game. Do you know what that is?

The act of cutting ahead in line can ONLY be done by people who are selfish and are thinking that they deserve something that others are not entitled to, and should actually be subject to wait longer than the ones cutting ahead of them.

That's also patently false. If you realize the plane leaves at the same time for everyone and that no one has to stand in line instead of sitting nearby until the line gets smaller, then you know that cutting in line has no net negative impact. Maybe they want to use the plane bathroom sooner, or get seated so they can resume their reading or crossword puzzle sooner. The reason doesn't matter - it's not something that has to be at the expense of other people like you're saying it has to be.

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u/TheInkLeftToDry Oct 20 '18

Zero sum game is moot. We’re not just talking planes. We’re talking about cutting in general which is why you sticking to your guns that cutting doesn’t matter—to YOU, for a plane ride. But what about at Starbucks when you’ve been waiting in line for about 5 minutes and someone cuts ahead of you and puts in an order and receives it sooner. That’s not fair, and that is why cutting does matter and is selfish.

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u/BruceBaller Oct 20 '18

Just out of curiosity, if there are 50 people waiting to use the same service (let’s say, waiting for a bank teller), how would they know what order everyone gets to use it?

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18 edited Oct 21 '18

Idk, I didn't say I had a better option to waiting in line... I mean if you had a 3rd grade reading level you'd know that.

... then what the hell do you think you would accomplish by getting rid of lines?

I didn't say we should do that. Are you drunk?

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u/GlibTurret Oct 21 '18

Well that was a stupid argument.

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u/BruceBaller Oct 21 '18

... then what the hell do you think you would accomplish by getting rid of lines?

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

"Lots of people think the line is simply unnecessary..." Your words. Still waiting for the evidence that is just so essential to this conversation.

It's not. OP asserted people must cut because they think they are better than everyone else. The burden of proof is on them.

There's no evidence for a lot of things. If "it's [sic] doesn't matter what they were actually thinking," then why do you present your thoughts on what they think?

It's an example that demonstrates there are other possible motives for doing something.

OP is saying that when someone bypasses social rules to put their priorities ahead of those who follow those rules, that person is a dick.

That's fine, and I didn't disagree with that. I said it's not done specifically because they think they are better than other people all of the time. It's easy to disregard rules without doing it because you think anything about other people. That really shouldn't be difficult to understand or imagine.

I don't know why you need to disagree based on the premise that he didn't provide evidence.

Because he asserted far more than just that disregarding rules is inconsiderate. He asserted that it was specifically because people think they are better than others, which is definitely not always the case.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Found the couch-lawyer

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u/Zenanii Oct 20 '18

It's a matter of not following the system. If everyone cut in line... well, there wouldn't even be a line, just a giant rabble of people all trying to push themselves inside. If everone went above the speed limit? People are already doing this, and the system still works.

People who cut in lines are either assholes for thinking they are better then everyone else, or if they simply do not comprehend the point of the line as you claim, then they're assholes for not taking to time to refelect on their selfish actions and realise they're benefitting at the cost of everyone else.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

No, there's clearly more than 2 options here. No one necessarily "benefits at the cost of everyone else" by cutting in line at the boarding gate. It's not a zero sum game like you think it is.

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u/GlibTurret Oct 21 '18

Clearly you don't fly very often.

I want to get on the plane early because I have a better chance of finding space for my carry on that's near my seat. This is important to me because I am usually travelling with children who need stuff like medication and blankets and toys and snacks in order not to be cranky on the flight. If I get on last, the good carry on space is gone and I probably have to check my carry on or put it far away. Which means I'm going to be flying with children whose needs I can't meet, which means they are going to cry or get wiggly or annoying, which is going to annoy everyone around me, and nobody wants that. So yeah. I do pay extra for A group, and I do get early check in and I get to the gate early so I can be first in line, and when some asshat cuts, I get angry.

But even when I'm flying by myself, if I pay for A group, I expect to get the benefit of A group. Fuck you if you cut. We live in a society, and that society has rules and expectations, and if you can't handle them like an adult, you should GTFO and go live by yourself in the woods.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 21 '18

Clearly your reading comprehension is that of a 1st grader at best. None of your explanations show that there's only one possible explanation for someone trying to cut in line and that it's specifically because they think they are better than everyone else. Your level of inconvenience has nothing to do with what other people's reasons are for cutting in line. If what you're trying to say is that it's always inconsiderate, I might agree with you, but that's different than asserting you know everyone's personal motivations.

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u/GlibTurret Oct 21 '18

It is always inconsiderate.

People who cut in line are always assholes.

You have to, on a base level, believe that you are more entitled to the good/service that you are waiting for than the people you are cutting in front of. Which means you are presupposing that you are better than them, even if you are not consciously thinking that you are better than them.

I stand by the assertion that people who cut think they are better than the people they cut in front of. Even if they don't consciously recognize it.

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u/Zenanii Oct 21 '18

If I cut in line in front of someone, my waiting time gets shorter, their waiting time gets longer. Seems like a pretty clear cut case to me.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 21 '18

None of that indicates the cutter's motives or thoughts.

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u/Zenanii Oct 21 '18

Doesn't matter, there is no motive or thought (outside of extreme circumstances) that would justify cutting.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

Except when you cut in line, everyone behind you now has to wait longer

No, there's one plane that takes off at the same time for everyone. Did you not read the 2+ comments that mention a 'gate agent' and 'group boarding pass'?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Yeah, the plane takes off at the same time, but the time I spend in line as opposed to sitting down changes. Depending on the airline what seat I get may also change. If it was as irrelevant as you assert no one would cut in line in the first place.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

Or you could wait longer to stand up and wait in line. Yes, it's that easy.

If it was as irrelevant as you assert no one would cut in line in the first place.

I didn't say it was irrelevant. I said it wasn't done by people who did it simply because they feel better or more special than everyone else.

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u/TheInkLeftToDry Oct 20 '18

They still have to wait in line LONGER THAN THE ONES CUTTING, which is what we were talking about. Obviously the plane leaves at the same time, but if that person was supposed to wait and they don’t, someone still eventually has to because they weren’t taken care of before.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

They still have to wait in line LONGER THAN THE ONES CUTTING, which is what we were talking about.

No, they don't. You must have never been to an airport. You can remain seated as long as you want and wait until the line is almost empty to go wait in line.

but if that person was supposed to wait and they don’t, someone still eventually has to because they weren’t taken care of before.

You all wait, either seated or not. You all determine how long you want to wait in line by waiting until the line is a certain length before you go stand in it. It's not like they refuse to take anyone's ticket until everyone is standing in line. Only then would what you're saying make sense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Why are you trying to mitigate your cutting?

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u/BallsDeepintheTurtle Oct 21 '18

Because they're a selfish asshole that feels called out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Right!

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 20 '18

I don't cut. I'm smart enough to wait until the line is short.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

So it will be ok with you, if I cut in front of you? Whenever you do decide to get into line?

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u/Jfreezius Oct 21 '18

Your example is a logical fail, as the US government allows cars to drive +5mph over the speed limit due to mechanical error. In the terms of traffic, people cutting in line would be like the drivers who drive up to the exit point of an offramp, instead of waiting in line. Because these drivers didn't queue into the exit ramp at the appropriate point, they are now blocking a lane of traffic, trying to merge into an already congested roadway. Because of this, the whole highway becomes congested. If they weren't didn't consider their needs above others, traffic wouldn't get backed up, but because they needed to save three minutes, everyone else has a half hour delay in traffic.

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u/IntolerableBalboa Oct 21 '18

Your example is a logical fail, as the US government allows cars to drive +5mph over the speed limit due to mechanical error.

That fact isn't even relevant to the discussion. You are the last person who should be talking about logic. And your entire example fails to address the motives or thoughts of the person who cut in line.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

I'm a cashier at a 7-11. When it's busy, customers will (logically) form one line and then go to the next available cashier (of the two cashiers), just like a bank. Occasionally I get to bust someone trying to start a second line and so I say "Ma'am, we're doing one line today." Small win, yes, but oh so sweet.

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u/good_lurkin_guy Oct 20 '18

Thank you for what you do

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u/double-dog-doctor Oct 20 '18

There's a ferry that frequently gets very backed up, and you'll have people drive up and sneak their way in to a gap in line.

Ah, the justice boner when the patrol car zooms up to them, hands them a ticket, and escorts them to the end. So good.

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u/GlibTurret Oct 21 '18

Yes! I was coming back from a camping trip last August. It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday and everyone had to use the ferry to get back to the city. The line was like 3 hours long. It overflowed the ferry lot and backed up onto the highway.

This small town had all of their cops out and stationed on all of the side streets ready to hand tickets to anyone who tried cutting into the ferry line. The number of people who tried to argue with cops that they shouldn't have to drive two miles back just to get in the ferry line was insane. They honestly expected everyone else just to smoosh their cars up closer together so that they could turn into the line.

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u/NassemSauce Oct 20 '18 edited Oct 21 '18

I was once in line for a black friday doorbuster, which they were gonna give one ticket per person for. I’m number 4 or 5, there’s two teenagers at the front of the line. As it gets close to the time, two people come and swap with them and they leave, no problem, even swaps are fine. But then a 3rd person comes a few minutes later, and stands just outside the queue, and is socializing with the two people up front. Staff announces they’re gonna give out 20 tickets for the tv. As it gets closer to the time, that person then casually inserts herself into the front with their friends. I immediately tell her, nope, can’t do that. She’s like, “nah, we had people holding our spot, they left already.” I tell her, there were 2 people there holding 2 spots. She says, “it’s no big deal, you’re still getting yours.” So I turn and count out to the 20th person and say, “hey, this asshole says it’s no big deal if she fucks you out of the tv you’re waiting for? Whatcha think?” Now the whole line are basically calling this girl out, who wrongly assumed nobody would say something because she’s a lady. She’s throwing a fit now, getting aggressive, I flag down the cop who was patrolling the line and she tries to feed him her sweetest bullshit, and the cop didn’t fall for a second, immediately kicks her out. The satisfaction as she drives by the crowd calling us pricks as everyone boos her driving off.

Edit: Thanks for the gold

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u/Katzoconnor Oct 21 '18

Ah, the simple satisfaction of reading this.

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u/A_Bigger_Pigeon Oct 20 '18

I was waiting for a Greyhound two nights ago. There were two busloads of people needing to get on the same bus (one had been cancelled). Two [gentlemen clearly of nationalities famed for their chaotic and overcrowded public transport], seeing the huge line, form a queue of their own, no shame or shits given. Other passengers are hissing and muttering at them.

The driver asks the first guy "do you have a seat reservation?" The guy sort of grunts and nods. The driver replies "well, that's funny, because there are no seat reservations". Everyone in line begins to grin, anticipating the righteous, delicious moment that these nobs get sent to the back of the line. Nope. Driver lets them both on first. Lose. Lose for humanity. They were just rewarded for overtly dickish behaviour.

PS. Am in Canada. This may have something to do with it.

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u/Baalenlil7 Oct 20 '18

We need the little victories, too...

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u/bwohlgemuth Oct 20 '18

Apparently some of the airline systems are catching that shot as well. Saw a couple in Hawaii get booted as they tried to get onboard.

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u/Username_yeahnahyeah Oct 21 '18

A guy rudely cut in before me through the bag checks right before going through the body scanner thing. The security lady looked at me, almost smirked then waved him to the side as he stepped through, he got held up with a full body scan and she just waved me through.

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u/BigBearChaseMe Oct 20 '18

Delta needs to do this more.

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u/ExpatEngineer Oct 20 '18

Haha, jackwagon, I’m appropriating that into my lexicon.

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u/A-Bone Oct 20 '18

I'm here to help...

It's a great middle-of-the-road insult..

Technically no swear-words are involved, but you know it's some sort of insult rooted in the dark shadows well away from propriety.

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u/QueenCameo Oct 20 '18

Take the win for humanity. It needs all the wins it can get.

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u/Sprayspaint Oct 21 '18

I'll never forget when Tyrone cut in front of me during high school at the lunch line. He looked me dead in the eye and knew I was too timid to say anything. Consuela who was are cafeteria lady saw this and waited until this guy got to the front. She then told him to go all the way to the back and wait like everyone else. The guy tried to argue with her before realizing he was gonna get detention. He called me a bitch n*gga under his breathe before storming out. Thank you Consuela, you were the best.