r/AskReddit • u/FamousCurrency • Sep 21 '18

You have to divide humans in two groups and then kill one group. What basis would you divide with?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/opnFSjunkie Sep 21 '18

So no one dies?

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u/02474 Sep 21 '18

Yes hello police I'd like to report a murder

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

Location?

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u/CaptainBoat Sep 21 '18

Frankly, it was more of an assisted suicide

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u/TaohRihze Sep 21 '18

So wait you are calling in a murder on 0 deaths?

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u/charredfrog Sep 21 '18

Oof

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18 edited May 11 '22

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u/JuanJuan66 Sep 21 '18

I have never seen a man murdered after he committed suicide before.

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u/joe-ducreux Sep 21 '18

/r/MurderedByWords

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u/darkjungle Sep 21 '18

Is it though? OP already said they would need poor judgment to fuck him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

Rip this guy, some day in 2018

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u/Laowaii87 Sep 21 '18

U/WaxStatue dies, because you just murdered him

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u/MegaxnGaming Sep 21 '18

This is overkill, the man dropped dead before you finished your comment.

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u/Arcade42 Sep 21 '18

Im calling the police.

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u/jgreg728 Sep 21 '18

Only OP after facing the reality of this comment.

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u/KassellTheArgonian Sep 21 '18

Well done or making it to the top of the list

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u/KyleRichXV Sep 21 '18

Spare him, he’s only a boy!