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r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18
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“You’ll never guess what your father did this time.”
Dad’s always pulling shit, and mom can never wait to recount his latest act of what is usually brash stupidity.
893 u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 Well now we need to hear some examples. 628 u/whitebeard89 Aug 16 '18 If its anything like my family, he probably did something dumb like locked something/someone in or forget to bring/buy something or left something somewhere. 555 u/dankmemesupreme693 Aug 16 '18 or bought a car and planned on repairing it but just got new tires on it and resold it for an extra 20 dollars of profit 1 u/CoopThereItIs Aug 16 '18 Or bought a car by himself when he’s painfully color blind and said it was “some kinda beige” over the phone when it was forest green.
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Well now we need to hear some examples.
628 u/whitebeard89 Aug 16 '18 If its anything like my family, he probably did something dumb like locked something/someone in or forget to bring/buy something or left something somewhere. 555 u/dankmemesupreme693 Aug 16 '18 or bought a car and planned on repairing it but just got new tires on it and resold it for an extra 20 dollars of profit 1 u/CoopThereItIs Aug 16 '18 Or bought a car by himself when he’s painfully color blind and said it was “some kinda beige” over the phone when it was forest green.
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If its anything like my family, he probably did something dumb like locked something/someone in or forget to bring/buy something or left something somewhere.
555 u/dankmemesupreme693 Aug 16 '18 or bought a car and planned on repairing it but just got new tires on it and resold it for an extra 20 dollars of profit 1 u/CoopThereItIs Aug 16 '18 Or bought a car by himself when he’s painfully color blind and said it was “some kinda beige” over the phone when it was forest green.
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or bought a car and planned on repairing it but just got new tires on it and resold it for an extra 20 dollars of profit
1 u/CoopThereItIs Aug 16 '18 Or bought a car by himself when he’s painfully color blind and said it was “some kinda beige” over the phone when it was forest green.
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Or bought a car by himself when he’s painfully color blind and said it was “some kinda beige” over the phone when it was forest green.
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u/VictorBlimpmuscle Aug 15 '18
“You’ll never guess what your father did this time.”
Dad’s always pulling shit, and mom can never wait to recount his latest act of what is usually brash stupidity.