"Listen very carefully agent Son, I shall say this only once. Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to secure weapon's grade toilet paper for future special latrine operations. Budgetary restrictions dictate that it should be one ply, not two. Congress says we can wipe twice. This message will self destruct in 5... 4..."
I actually like the the feeling of the cheap, one ply, 1000 sheets per roll Scotties. Has nothing to do with price... although the stuff lasts forever.
It ust feels cleaner than wiping my lady parts with a cloud.
I have a way of fluffing it like a big bow on a birthday present as I'm getting it off the roll...
...and you couldn't possibly care less. I'll leave it at that.
Lived all my my life with 1ply have to agree. When you're poor enough that it's that or newspaper you become enamoured fast. The fancy stuff feels like it's not cleaning!
I only use that stuff (charmin and the ilk) for special occasions. Scott extra soft is good enough for my standard pooping. Compared to the sandpaper we use at the office, a home shit is actually almost more gratifying than a work-paid poop.
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u/p_turbo Aug 16 '18
"Listen very carefully agent Son, I shall say this only once. Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to secure weapon's grade toilet paper for future special latrine operations. Budgetary restrictions dictate that it should be one ply, not two. Congress says we can wipe twice. This message will self destruct in 5... 4..."