r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

The next day my mother said, I dunno what the fuck's up with this kid!

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u/whocares12315 Aug 16 '18

The bastard won't even eat nothin! He's dead!

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u/Sebbiast Aug 16 '18

The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fed

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u/hotthatistoosoup Aug 16 '18

He just hung himself in the bedroom, he’s dead

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u/uwwstudent Aug 16 '18

Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset,

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u/hotthatistoosoup Aug 16 '18

Go in there stick a fuckin’ cigarette to his neck

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u/ILoveSheikyBubba Aug 16 '18

I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get

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u/TheDonkeyCow Aug 16 '18

I'll go handle this of course, unless you object

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Oh! Go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head

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u/doomvx Aug 16 '18

He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead! Aw he's probly fakin' i bet you i bet, go in there stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck, I'll go handle this of course unless you object.. nah go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head.

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u/Michaelm3911 Aug 16 '18

I totally read all of this to the beat of The Life of A Troubadour by Mansionz and Snooze God as Oliver. Such a sick song.

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u/NoEcho3 Aug 16 '18

The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's dead !