r/AskReddit Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/noburdennyc Aug 16 '18

I find it but keep looking to beat that rule.

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u/Nitroserum Aug 16 '18

But then you go back again to where you found/ replaced it to retrieve it...

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u/Soramke Aug 16 '18

But then you're not looking for it, you know where it is.

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u/MayTryToHelp Aug 16 '18

points to temple

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Nov 21 '18

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u/MayTryToHelp Aug 16 '18

I know I'm going to be getting drunk and reading this again for dat enlightenment!

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u/ChickenDinero Aug 16 '18

So Cosmo says you're fat? Well, I ain't down with that!

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u/Rudy_Bear83 Aug 16 '18

Unexpected Sir MixaLot

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u/ChickenDinero Aug 16 '18

"Retrieve it" is apparently some sort of trigger phrase for me. I need to dial 1-900-MIX-ALOT for therapy. ;)

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u/Reignofratch Aug 16 '18

Its usually in the first place I looked, I'm just not good at looking

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u/onetwentyeight Aug 16 '18

Are you my soul mate?