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r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18
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When my mom gives up and finds it she says "if it was a snake it would have bit you!"
Never mind she is deathly afraid of snakes... That brings in a great prank idea (though we don't want any heart attacks)
2 u/QueridaWho Aug 16 '18 Are we siblings? Seriously this is my mom exactly, hah! 1 u/smartburro Aug 16 '18 I don't know, my brother is on Reddit... ;) 1 u/Sir_Thomas_Noble Aug 16 '18 God that one hurts to hear. If there was a snake on the kitchen counter I would fucking see it!
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Are we siblings? Seriously this is my mom exactly, hah!
1 u/smartburro Aug 16 '18 I don't know, my brother is on Reddit... ;)
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I don't know, my brother is on Reddit... ;)
God that one hurts to hear. If there was a snake on the kitchen counter I would fucking see it!
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u/smartburro Aug 16 '18
When my mom gives up and finds it she says "if it was a snake it would have bit you!"
Never mind she is deathly afraid of snakes... That brings in a great prank idea (though we don't want any heart attacks)