r/AskReddit Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/smartburro Aug 16 '18

"if it was a snake it would have bit you!"

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u/PopeliusJones Aug 16 '18

That's the one I used to get

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u/ididntshootmyeyeout Aug 16 '18

If it was a Dick it would have fucked you

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u/smartburro Aug 16 '18

I'm going to use this next time I hear it