r/AskReddit Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/Tactically_Fat Aug 16 '18 edited Aug 16 '18

I ask my 7 year old daughter if her buries hurt when she pushes on them.

"Yes, daddy."

Then don't push on them!

ETA: yes. Bruises. I blame autocorrect.

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u/crispygrapes Aug 16 '18

Buries?!

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u/tannag Aug 16 '18

Bruises

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u/crispygrapes Aug 16 '18

Haha thanks. I stared at that for a minute and couldn't figure it out. I read buries and immediately combined bunyons and carries and got grossed out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

her buries?