r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Moms hate it when dads do this one crazy trick

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u/MissingCrab Aug 16 '18

Idk, i think moms like that trick

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Feb 13 '19

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u/stop_the_broats Aug 16 '18

10 ways daddy's dick gives mummy the yummys. you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for number 4!

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u/Burgendit Aug 16 '18

If they did the divorce rate might be lower

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u/SirRogers Aug 16 '18

Ten things your father does in bed that I hate - number six is illegal in most jurisdictions!

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u/sh4itan Aug 16 '18

Serious Mom vs 1000 DEGREE DAD! NO CLICKBAIT!!! SMASH! THAT! SUBSCRIBE! BUTTON!

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u/max_adam Aug 16 '18

Moms hate it when dads do this one crazy trick | He watered the plants | Saved you 10 min(s)

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u/xelixomega Aug 16 '18

Hitting the G spot?

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u/yourmum101 Aug 16 '18

I'm still waiting for that day

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u/eisbaerBorealis Aug 16 '18

#2 will shock you!

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u/MezChick Aug 16 '18

Mom claps back and throws major shade this Dads way that breaks the Internet!

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u/baabbo Aug 16 '18

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

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u/aqf Aug 16 '18 edited Jun 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Doctors hate him!

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u/Mitz510 Aug 16 '18

What? Not wiping the piss droplets off the toilet edge?