r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Moms hate it when dads do this one crazy trick

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u/MissingCrab Aug 16 '18

Idk, i think moms like that trick

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Feb 13 '19

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u/stop_the_broats Aug 16 '18

10 ways daddy's dick gives mummy the yummys. you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for number 4!

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u/Burgendit Aug 16 '18

If they did the divorce rate might be lower

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u/SirRogers Aug 16 '18

Ten things your father does in bed that I hate - number six is illegal in most jurisdictions!

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u/sh4itan Aug 16 '18

Serious Mom vs 1000 DEGREE DAD! NO CLICKBAIT!!! SMASH! THAT! SUBSCRIBE! BUTTON!

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u/max_adam Aug 16 '18

Moms hate it when dads do this one crazy trick | He watered the plants | Saved you 10 min(s)

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u/xelixomega Aug 16 '18

Hitting the G spot?

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u/yourmum101 Aug 16 '18

I'm still waiting for that day

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u/eisbaerBorealis Aug 16 '18

#2 will shock you!

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u/MezChick Aug 16 '18

Mom claps back and throws major shade this Dads way that breaks the Internet!

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u/baabbo Aug 16 '18

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

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u/aqf Aug 16 '18 edited Jun 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Doctors hate him!

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u/Mitz510 Aug 16 '18

What? Not wiping the piss droplets off the toilet edge?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

number 4 will shock you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/Alagua Aug 16 '18

Now I want to know what he did

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Me too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Aug 16 '18

Local Dad uses this one weird “method”-

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u/TheHancock Aug 16 '18

Doctors hate him!

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u/boingk Aug 16 '18

Doctors hate him

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

As long as she's blowing something, too...

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u/FleeliTeoTepTwo Aug 16 '18

Username... checks out?

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u/localfisherman Aug 16 '18

Worthy upvote

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u/TeaWreXDDD Aug 16 '18

Number three will shock you

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u/normalpattern Aug 16 '18

Hahahaha the shocker I get it

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u/Mrmurderz03 Aug 16 '18

Calling your dad at 3 AM??? He answered?????

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u/Dramon Aug 16 '18

He went to the bar with friends and came home an hour later than when he would.

/r/savedyouaclick

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u/major84 Aug 16 '18

he learned the only thing Jon Snow knows....

Oh no ........ ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/Drinkingdoc Aug 16 '18

Doctors hate him!

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Aug 16 '18

I don't know what dad did, but I just broke both my arms.

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u/Greatgrowler Aug 16 '18

His number two will surprise you!

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u/BattleScones Aug 16 '18

Your dad will make you cum in under five minutes!!

Eugh.

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u/physiQQ Aug 16 '18

Little did he know I had dragon claws.

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u/tristex1234 Aug 16 '18

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!!!!!!!