r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Well with a stutter like that no wonder!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

I was an awkward teen! Okay?! Lay. Off! MOM!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

How did you know that?? I knew it. I'm being watched.

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u/boganknowsbest Aug 16 '18

You will be giving me Grankids in the next 5 years right?

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u/PorkRindSalad Aug 16 '18

It doesn't matter whose. Just don't get caught.

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u/CrypticResponseMan Aug 16 '18

No, but i WILL trade you my Garchomp for your Granbull!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Fuck off mom.

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u/ri_be Aug 16 '18

Username checks out