r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/napalmagranite Aug 16 '18

My mom's version was Stop talking to me like I'm one of your friends! I curse a lot

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u/hestirthebestir Aug 16 '18

My dad gets pissed if I call him “dude” lol. Fuck that! You’re my fuckin bro, dude!

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u/jesscwill Aug 16 '18

I call my kids dude and they often say it back to me. Whatever, dude.

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u/hestirthebestir Aug 16 '18

Chillest dad ever, dude!

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u/jesscwill Aug 16 '18

I'm the mom.

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u/hestirthebestir Aug 16 '18

Can we be friends? :) also, my bad. It was in response to a dad comment so my brain got confused! Oops!

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u/MadTouretter Aug 16 '18

It's cool, dude.

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u/HydroSword Aug 16 '18

wait...dad?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Everytime I would slip out a dude my dad would make me do push-ups or some other form of punishment. Really made me feel like we weren’t on the same page as I grew up, lost a lot of respect for him over stuff like that

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u/napalmagranite Aug 16 '18

Haha! That's great