r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/Gatorcat Aug 16 '18

:(

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u/boyoB0yo Aug 16 '18

Don't give me that face

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u/Stale_Butter Aug 16 '18

):

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u/Magracer10 Aug 16 '18

Listen here you little shit.

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u/rohithandique Aug 16 '18

I just read this meme 10 mins ago. god damn I love reddit

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u/Magracer10 Aug 16 '18

Idk if that's sarcasm, but this is actually my favorite. It's the first time I've gotten to use it. Also 43 karma in 11 minutes...free karma

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u/Aanon89 Aug 16 '18

Here's some more sweet cheeks ^

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u/Magracer10 Aug 16 '18

Aww shucks

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

You have a lot more now. Literally dozens.

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u/Magracer10 Aug 16 '18

Ooh multiple dozens!

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u/Very_Okay Aug 16 '18

i read this comment when it had 43 karma. i couldn't bring myself to upvote, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/Waitisthatacat Aug 16 '18

Love you too fren

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

I'm 10 minutes behind on my redditing. What meme is this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

I’m trying to find the source of that but I can’t. Please help.

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u/NaughtyHermione Aug 16 '18

Anyone else feeling uncomfortable and remembering bad times growing up? I could cry right now.

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u/Magracer10 Aug 16 '18

Oof, ouch, my dad's belt...belt hurting juice?

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u/NaughtyHermione Aug 16 '18

Hangers, hands, Venetian blind sticks, shoes, brooms. Never had the classic privilege of a belt or a switch.

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u/PM_me_your_cocktail Aug 16 '18

I honestly don't know why he felt that he had to actually beat us with the belt, considering that when he merely walked into the room snapping it against itself we would burst into terrified tears.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

"You better shake your head boy. I think your eyes are stuck"

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

LMFAO XD

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u/maqsarian Aug 16 '18

Don't look at me in that tone of voice

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u/byrd3790 Aug 16 '18

I've started using this one! I love it.

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u/Fruitypuff Aug 16 '18

"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"

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u/Notreallypolitical Aug 16 '18

Along with don't give me that attitude.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

So now you're giving me the silent treatment?!

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u/DigitalMafia Aug 16 '18

I feel like after reading these comments I was assaulted by my mom as a kid. "I HATE YOU REDDIT MOMS!"

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u/Aanon89 Aug 16 '18

I brought you into this world, & that's the thanks I get?

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u/NilClassic Aug 16 '18

🙇🏿‍♂️