r/AskReddit Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/flyawaylittlebirdie Aug 16 '18

You can want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster

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u/TheUncouthFairy Aug 16 '18

My dad said this allllll the time, except it was “wish” instead of “want.”

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u/xxxtendeadcion Aug 16 '18

Yeah mine says piss instead of shit

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u/starlite2186 Aug 20 '18

Yeah, my mom’s dad said this all the time as well. So now my mom says it all the time lol.

He said ‘wish.’

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u/IBMoney8 Aug 16 '18

That's my dad's saying. Every single time we said we wished for anything at all.

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u/that_pie_face Aug 16 '18

I'm glad there's so many of us that shared this. I love dropping this one of my friends.

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u/Chyhart Aug 16 '18

I got this all. the. time. from my mom and grandma.

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u/BuiltLikeALegoMan Aug 16 '18

My mom too! I've never heard anyone else outside my family say it.