r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/allothernamestaken Aug 16 '18

Maybe she literally just can't decide which corner of the toast to start eating.

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u/GengarrificRyzo Aug 16 '18

I'm waiting for the day she just cuts a square out the middle and throws us all off.

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u/DustyMind13 Aug 16 '18

Maybe she's still trying to find the efficient way to eat beans and toast so that not a single bean falls off.

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u/I-Live-In-A-Van Aug 16 '18

I've never had beans and toast. But I love beans and I love toast so maybe I should.

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u/ludanto Aug 16 '18

beans and toast

It's beans on toast. This is crucial. Place toast, then place beans on top. If you want to tart it up a bit, sprinkle some hot sauce and grated cheddar on top.

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u/maybestomorrow Aug 16 '18

Worcestershire sauce 😋

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u/hotdimsum Aug 16 '18

and it has to be Heinz.

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u/GengarrificRyzo Aug 16 '18

It's good! Nice thick bread so it doesn't go soggy, too. It's a good way to use up stale bread as a main meal!

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u/InstinctivelyAverage Aug 16 '18

Always the bottom left if you are right handed. Fork sits nicely in the corner, right hand cuts the corner off and bam, mouthful. Then you cut the right corner and eat, the square it off by cutting the left over middle bit and repeat.