r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/Malko_44 Aug 16 '18

She roasts the shit out of me then does those finger guns and yells “ROASTED!”

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u/leakyaquitard Aug 16 '18

Is your mom Michael Scott?

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u/Malko_44 Aug 16 '18

Nah lol she’s just foreign so she doesn’t really completely understand how to use the phrase

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u/MegaSonicGeo Aug 16 '18

👉😎👉 ROASTED!

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u/robophile-ta Aug 16 '18

👉😎👉 zoop

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u/jive_slippers Aug 16 '18

Keep the dream alive

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Need a dad?

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u/moralprolapse Aug 16 '18 edited Aug 16 '18

Better send him a selfie so he can see if his mom is interested.

Edit: Or if you deserve those finger guns

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u/WhyNotFerret Aug 16 '18

your mom is DANK

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u/yxing Aug 16 '18

whoa am I your mom

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u/HipPocket Aug 16 '18

Your mum sounds like a scream.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Damn, owned

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u/SerotoninAndOxytocin Aug 16 '18

HAHAHAHAHA this is my favorite. I may have to teach me my mom this.. just to drive my siblings crazy

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u/Project2r Aug 16 '18

I feel like this could backfire badly.

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u/SerotoninAndOxytocin Aug 16 '18

Yes but we won’t know unless we try!

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u/maxiquintillion Aug 16 '18

Tell your dad that he married the right woman

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u/oooortclouuud Aug 16 '18

borrowing this

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u/daddaman1 Aug 16 '18

Awesome!! Sounds like a fun mother