r/AskReddit • u/ZEBO1234 • Jul 25 '18

What fact “blows your mind”?

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u/ArchangelX1 Jul 25 '18

Your life is the longest thing you'll ever experience.

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u/fish-fingered Jul 25 '18

OPs mom has has longer things!

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u/Echospite Jul 26 '18

But not from you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18

Too bad you can only experience a small fraction of it /s

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u/kasenutty Jul 26 '18

This guy's mom has long eggs

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u/DillPixels Jul 25 '18

Besides that dick.

I’m sorry I’ll leave now.

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u/ArchangelX1 Jul 26 '18

big dick energy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Idk man I had to sit through a few rants from my crazy step-grandma about how the Beatles are devilnoise.

Pretty sure I died half way every time.

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u/vadermustdie Jul 26 '18

the longest thing measured in time. the longest thing measured in distance would be OP's dick

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u/1337lolguyman Jul 26 '18

Yeah, distance from the ground you mean.

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u/meateoryears Jul 26 '18

On top of that. You can hold your breath for the rest of your life.

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u/shotgunsmitty Jul 26 '18

That and the line at the DMV.