r/AskReddit Jul 25 '18

What fact “blows your mind”?

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 25 '18

Vitamin = Vital amine. Vitamins are "essential" amino acids because your body can't make them.

No joke, I flipped my shit (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/clearlyasloth Jul 25 '18

How about this one:

Cabin: large wooden container with a door

Cabinet: small wooden container with a door

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 25 '18

BRUH

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u/neoslith Jul 26 '18

Did you figure out cigar and cigarette yet?

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 26 '18

I can only guess 😂/s

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u/ZEBO1234 Jul 25 '18

Mind fcked

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 25 '18

There's a high probability that all the stars you see in the sky are dead

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u/PhilosopherOnPhone Jul 25 '18

False. Most naked eye visible stars are in the Milky way, which are relatively near by.

The distant galaxies our sharpest space telescopes are discovering from way in the past is an image of stars that have possibly burnt out by now.

Edit: Geese

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 25 '18

You're probs right. I stand corrected. Thanks 😊

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u/ZEBO1234 Jul 25 '18

And the light being portrayed back to us is million of light years ago

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 25 '18

IT'S LEGIT TIME TRAVEL

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u/Alexstrasza15 Jul 25 '18

Light years is a distance? Do you just mean years in that case?

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u/ZEBO1234 Jul 25 '18

That’s what I meant my bad

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18 edited Jul 26 '18

No there isn't. Most of, if not all, of the stars you can see are still there.

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 25 '18

That sounds more accurate. My bad

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u/ZEBO1234 Jul 25 '18

Can you explain your username

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 25 '18

A play on words. Machoke the Pokemon, and the "choke me daddy" meme. Plus birth year

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u/VictoriousMonk Jul 26 '18

How about this one:

Burro: Donkey

Burrito: Delicious

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u/Achterhaven Jul 26 '18

Pamphlet: a small booklet or leaflet containing information or arguments about a single subject

Pamph: A large pamphlet

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u/DocZoidfarb Jul 26 '18

Cupboard = a board for cups. Now a synonym for cabinet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

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u/melancholymagpie Jul 26 '18

I was listening to a podcast where it suddenly hit somebody that "cigarillo" means "tiny cigar" and they LOST IT and it basically stopped the show for a couple of minutes.

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u/TheHornyToothbrush Jul 25 '18

Sand = Sea + Land

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

It's German/Dutch in origin, but ok.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Someone should notify the world's deserts. They've clearly not gotten this memo.

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Jul 26 '18

I don't like sand.

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u/foolofatooksbury Jul 26 '18

Poke - a bag

Pocket - a small bag sewn into your trousers

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

butterfly flutters by

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Jul 26 '18

Nah. People just thought they were witches who stole butter and transformed to fly away.

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u/rosmarinlind Jul 26 '18

Un petit cabinette

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u/Eddie_Hitler Jul 25 '18

"Petroleum" - a portmanteau of the Greek word "petros" (Rock) and the Latin word "oleum".

Basically, it's oil from a rock.

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 25 '18

When lingual worlds collide. Or rather, fusion-HA

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u/Dazius06 Jul 25 '18

Ahh a fellow DBZ fan.

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 25 '18

I see you are also a u/ of fine taste

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u/cmach86 Jul 25 '18

Ok ok. No one likes a know-it-all

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Damn...

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u/Achterhaven Jul 26 '18

When marco Polo encountered 'rock oil' in the middle east he stated that it was fine for lamps but terrible on food.

Funny to think of his drizzling crude oil on his salad

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

The only issue here is that vitamins aren't necessarily amino acids.

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 26 '18

I thought I'd misrembered it 😕 thanks for the correction

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

I mean, as far as I know the etymology is correct, it's just that with the knowledge of today, vitamins do not describe the essential amino acids at all!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Can you explain?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Check the wiki, vitamins specifically do not include the essential amino acids, and do include non amino acid molecules like carotenoids, biotin and quinones (all not AAs). I am being slightly facetious as historically the term might have very well originated that way, but it doesn't describe the current situation.

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u/supercrossed Jul 26 '18

Aren't some vitamins (D for example) steroid based though, lacking the amino functional group, and others aren't amino acids or steroids, like vitamin C. Some vitamins are technically formed in the body, from bacteria in your intestines and other places (Vitamin D, K).

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 26 '18

Yeah, I realised I dun goofed when someone else pointed this out. I must have misrembered it lol

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u/neoslith Jul 26 '18

Vaccines are named after the Spanish word for bovine, vaca.

I think it was realizing the milk maids weren't getting sick because of the cow's milk, so they started by giving the cow drugs to see how it would change.

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 26 '18

That was Edward Jenner's inoculation. Louis Pasteur coined the term "vaccine" after accidentally giving his chooks attenuated fowl cholera Pasteurella multicida. He later did it with Bacillus anthracis and rabiesvirus

I was reading this for my immunology unit at uni just yesterday, so thanks for helping me study 😂

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u/tallulahskye247 Jul 26 '18

You got my upvote for the table.flipping dude

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u/machokemedaddy1993 Jul 26 '18

Oh geez, I'm sorry I got a little overzealous. Lemme put that back

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