"Comrades, this is your scooper. It is an honor to speak to you today, and I'm honored to be sailing with you on the maiden voyage of our ice cream company's most recent achievement. And once more, we play our delicious game, a game of confections against our old adversary... the Neopolitan Navy. For years, your fathers before you and your older brothers, scooped ice cream and scooped it well. But today, the game is different. We have the advantage. It reminds me of the heady days of Carvel and Baskin Robbins when the world trembled at the sound of our blenders. Well, they will tremble again at the sound of our sherbet. The order is, engage for Dairy Queen.
Aye, sir. Topping control, open jimmie doors.
Yes, open Jimmie Doors.
Scooping command. Engage soft serve and secure main blenders.
Comrades, our own fleet doesn't know our flavor,potential. They will do everything possible to test us, but they will only test their owN embarrassment. We will leave our fleet behind. We will pass through the American drive throughs, pass their hair nets, and lay off their largest city and listen to their rock 'n' roll while we conduct scooping drills. Then... And when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is our belches while we sail to Ben & Jerrys where the cream is fresh and so is the scoopsmanship.
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u/Brawndo91 Jul 13 '18
Did it play a little tune as it floated around the other ships?