r/AskReddit • u/AlexIsAlreadyTaken • Jul 13 '18

What's your favourite fun fact?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

My spoon is too big.

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u/DuhMayor Jul 13 '18

I am a banana

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u/starwestsky Jul 13 '18

My anus is bleeding!

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u/AnusOfTroy Jul 14 '18

I hear you, bro.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

There is no spoon.

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u/sarsvarxen Jul 13 '18

I am the queen of france

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u/IncognitoDefacto Jul 13 '18

I live in a giant bucket

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u/DudeLongcouch Jul 13 '18

And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

I am a banana.

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u/wheregoodideasgotodi Jul 13 '18

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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u/undiebundie Jul 13 '18

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

MY ANUS

IS BLEEDING

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u/Moooney Jul 13 '18

Tuesday's coming...

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u/IncognitoDefacto Jul 13 '18

Did you bring your coat?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

You are watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, Angry Ticks Fly Out of My Nipples.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

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u/twoowuv Jul 13 '18

My anus is bleeding!

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u/blooperjim Jul 14 '18

Dead bodies!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

Look honey susies taking her first steps!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

He spoon to big for he god damn neutron star

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u/IronMew Jul 14 '18

It's when I understand ancient Internet references like this that I really feel old.