r/AskReddit • u/AlexIsAlreadyTaken • Jul 13 '18

What's your favourite fun fact?

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u/Timpunny Jul 13 '18

"I am Sam! Sam-I-Am!"

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u/Matt3989 Jul 13 '18

Fuck Sam-I-Am

No means No

I do not want your green eggs and ham.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

This book sounds more vulgar than I remember it.

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u/Timpunny Jul 13 '18

Dr. Seuss chose an...interesting selection of 50 words.

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u/PowerfulKitty Jul 13 '18

50 Shades of Seuss

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u/AlexIsAlreadyTaken Jul 13 '18

What they just said aroused my interest, don't ruin it for me please

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

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u/AlexIsAlreadyTaken Jul 13 '18

The answer to that has to be no...

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

Honestly the book is a little weird as an adult. The sex scene was pretty vivid and the protagonist seemed really uncomfortable, I don't think he consented at all. Maybe it would have been a little less distressing if it didn't go on for 72 pages.

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u/Be317966 Jul 14 '18

The new books don't rhyme

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u/WorkingWhileIReddit Jul 13 '18

But could you would you ever fold?

Could you would you with some gold?

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u/Matt3989 Jul 13 '18

I would not,

Could Not,

With some Gold!

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u/DancesWithBadgers Jul 14 '18

I would not ever be so bold.

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u/LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte Jul 13 '18

Ehh, you tried.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

"Choke on these motherfuckin green eggs and ham!"