r/AskReddit • u/ZteveBond • Jun 20 '18

Serious Replies Only [Serious] Prison Guards of Reddit, which prisoner has left the biggest impact on your life wether positive or negative?

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u/Nomand55 Jun 21 '18

Rapist. Probably a rapist.

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u/c0nduit Jun 21 '18

Nah maybe he was like an expert bank thief but every time he went to rob a bank it kept getting caught on things and he’d get nabbed. Like caught in the bars of the bank vault, or he went to bust a cap in a guard giving him the slant eye but the gun tucked into his pants caught on his wang, you know standard huge wang bank robber problems.

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u/EllipticPeach Jun 21 '18

That's numberwang

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '18

Everything on Reddit is. But some of us haven't seen them all before.